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March 22nd, 2010

The Simpsons 1610 There039s Something About Marrying Times Watched: 370100 Comments: 36 Rating:

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But first, a Fox disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of same sex marraige. Parental discretion is advised. Bart and Milhouse try playing a prank on Barney, but it backfires; however, a tourist who literally just fell off a turnip truck is not as lucky. However, that tourist turns out to be a roving reporter for a TV show, and gives Springfield his lowest rating ever. In order to regain the tourist trade, Lisa suggests legalizing same-sex marriages. When Reverend Lovejoy refuses to conduct them, despite Marge's protests, Homer (who hears that he can get $200 per ceremony) joins "The e-Piscopal Church" and becomea a minister online. One prospective customer is a bit of a surprise: Patty. The surprise isn't that she's a lesbian, but that she actually found "the right woman," a professional golfer who hit Patty with a 3-wood (well, a 3-metal) when her Pro-Am partner, Krusty, ducked. However, Marge, who was all for same-sex marriages when Reverend Lovejoy refused to support them, can't bring herself to supporting Patty's marriage. She changes her mind when she sees Patty's fiancee leaving the toilet seat up and shaving, but at the ceremony, she reveals the truth by revealing Patty's fiancee's rather large Adams apple. He says that he loves her and asks her to marry him anyway, but Patty refuses to go straight, and walks out into the sunset with Selma.

Comments: 36

2010-03-12 at 11:16 PM rbrown0824 said:

In response to archie_wrath: I am a Christian, and I'm afraid that you have a misplace view about Christ, and His role on in coming to the earth. Jesus Himself said that He did not come to abolish the law, but to fulfill it. ( Matt. 5:17) Additionally, the covenant of grace that brings freedom from the law is not license to do whatever you please. Paul says in Romans 6:1-2 that we must not continue to live in sin since we have been freed from it. As for the idea of homosexual relationships, it is not strictly an Old Testament phenomenon. Romans 1:24-27 tells us that homosexual relationships are consequence of the depraved minds of humanity, as a result of their turning away from God. Furthermore, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 also speaks out against homosexuality. There are many other New Testament examples of this as well. My intention is not to gang up on gay people. No sin is better or worse than the other, and in that regard, heterosexuals who fornicate (or have pre-marital sex) are just as bad as homosexuals. My intention was only to respond to the flaw comments listed above that inaccurately portrayed the Christian faith.

2010-03-03 at 09:21 PM satanicmajesties said:

registered just to say that the disclaimer annoys the hell out of me.

Admin: what disclaimer?

2010-02-26 at 12:40 PM melike said:

dont fear the queer!

2010-02-12 at 03:43 AM archie_wrath said:

I guess the Christians need their own religion explained to them.
Homosexuality is forbidden in the old testament, this is true. However, when Jesus came, he did away with that which is why you can now eat pigs (you sick fucks) without going to hell. Romans 6:14b. You are not under the law anymore.
Galatians 5:14 states that the entire essence of Jesus's new law is Love God, Love Your Neighbour, Love Yourself.
So as you can see the key word is /love/ and if two people love each other regardless of race or gender, how is that in any way against the Christian ideal?
Putting a parental discresion warning on this episode is as bad as putting one on interracial marriage.

Beyond that, I still find it gross for anyone to put anything up their ass.

2009-12-23 at 09:14 PM SIMPSONFAN97 said:

lol One of my all time favourite Simpsons episodes.

2009-11-18 at 07:37 PM Hotrootsoup said:

Just for the sweet irony, I'd like to see all of the gay supporters USB ports on the back of their computers switch to male.

2009-11-07 at 07:35 PM Homerphobia said:

Great episode, but the description is a big, fat spoiler.
Thin it down!

2009-10-24 at 01:34 PM spiderpigbart said:

I don't give a damn about peoples sexuality. Or religion. I am an atheist. And liberal.

2009-09-25 at 03:16 PM ganjalf said:

These comments highlight the fact that the only really disgusting people in this world are conservatives.

2009-08-31 at 03:17 AM greeva said:

lol did fox seriously have a disclaimer on this episode?

americans are retarded lol just let people do what they want, if a man wants to stick his cock up another guys ass so be it. they have every right to get married just coz most of the U.S are weak willed religious freaks doesn't mean you should penalize others coz of your fucked up veiws

2009-08-16 at 05:54 AM renick said:

wo ho ya sex im nine!!!!!

2009-07-27 at 08:42 PM Maybs3923 said:

All you conservatives with your non-gay rights can go to hell

2009-07-13 at 10:33 PM family_guy_is_gay said:

all you retarded liberals with your gay rights can go to hell

2009-05-25 at 07:57 AM Nicola_Jane said:

I adore this episode, its one of my favourites of all time. I'm glad they are putting up-to-date issues into episodes. I'm pro gay marriage all the way!

2009-05-17 at 02:14 AM ryuho209 said:

As a society grows and becomes more advanced, so do our ideas and beliefs. Religion is not an outdated belief, but the belief that we as a people do not have a right to join in holy matrimony someone that we love, other than in a straight marriage that society can only accept that might loveless.

2009-04-15 at 06:26 PM Dearest said:

i wonder when the homophobes/religious people are going to start realizing that there are more and more homosexuals coming out of the closest.
i bet when they do notice, they're going to think it's the Apocalypse xD
in case you didnt know this: marriage is about love, not about gender
get with the times, man =]

2009-04-13 at 02:52 AM Crossbones said:

I do really like homer hes cool but remember that was looking at himself and he wanted to be gay with himself ewwwwwww

2009-04-12 at 12:52 AM GayBunny said:

Being homosexual is wrong because a bunch of ignorant true "faggots" of the world say so? I concur.

2009-04-10 at 09:59 AM 9Torres said:

Why at 13:56 does Bart have his hair flat, then in the next scene he has it spiked when Homer is strangling him?

2009-04-10 at 01:31 AM WhoreForASmore said:

*shudders* this episode was creep :S

2009-04-10 at 01:09 AM WhoreForASmore said:

bonesaw- you're an idiot

2009-04-03 at 04:46 PM christhjian said:

Well that was a bit gay... and not vey intelligent either.

But... who cares, that was just sooo funny ;D

2009-04-01 at 02:48 AM bonesaw said:

none of us stright guys want to see guys kissing each other, but, come on stright guys, admit it with me, we sure like seening women getting it on, don't we.

2009-03-29 at 09:23 PM Sinist3r Punk said:

Wow dominusluna you better be pretty thankful I don't know where you live
Same goes for you hunt3r
Arrogant pricks like you two make me sick

2009-03-22 at 01:05 AM myhungryhippo said:

really good esp.

well tahts the end for dad....

"why?"

2009-02-10 at 06:38 AM charritoswanitos said:

the description was too long it ruined the whole thing

2009-02-07 at 10:59 AM PandaStew said:

could the admin please delete the homophobic and hateful comments? this is unneeded.

Admin: Sorry, I try to clean up the best i can daily.. some must slip through.

2008-12-10 at 05:45 AM hunt3r said:

This episode sucked. Same sex marriage is messed up

2008-10-22 at 07:31 AM gizamojo said:

once again, video not found. most of this season and season 17 wont play

2008-10-14 at 07:43 AM KonatasMagicalDS said:

There is nothing wrong with lesbians marrying, hell I'm lesbian and I married in California. (And before someone says anything, I'm not butch and I don't fit any of the stereotypes). I don't get why they have to put "parental discretion" for something like that. The one thing I like about watching the Simpsons is that everything is a joke, so I don't get offended by it.

2008-10-10 at 08:45 PM BOXFRESH99 said:

why does it say VIDEO NOT FOUND? I HAVE GOT VLC!

Admin: try a different browser..

2008-10-03 at 03:13 PM simpsonsenlighten said:

"I use NON-diseased meat from Diseased animals." ROFL!
"Here's another surprise Marge. I like beer!" Homer. You're being mean. : - |

...wait a second!
Pattie went out with Principal Skinner in Season 2 or 3!
What's up with this!

Homer! Stop strangling Bart you oversized Buffoon! You're better than that.

"oh...I love you Homer." "No. I love you Homer." So Funneee!!! This show is irreverent and relevant and hilarious.

"Just because you're a lesbian, doesn't make you less of a being." Marge is so punny...i mean funny.

2008-09-27 at 08:47 AM dominusluna said:

Pretty vile episode. Kissing and cuddling queers.Case and point: Homer making out with his fat bald self and a bunch of fat bald stupid homer children prancing around.Pretty funny stuff but the bearded homos kissing makes me glad that most chicks shave their cooch. Beard to beard is just sick.PS: I wish the ugly kissing dykes were cutiepie lesbos instead. Another blow for gay rights from the hated FOX network. Shove that up your intolerant asses liberal scum.

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2008-03-21 at 11:41 AM joe said:

thanks

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