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February 13th, 2012

The Simpsons 1610 There's Something About Marrying Times Watched: 510120 Comments: 75 Rating:

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But first, a Fox disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of same sex marraige. Parental discretion is advised. Bart and Milhouse try playing a prank on Barney, but it backfires; however, a tourist who literally just fell off a turnip truck is not as lucky. However, that tourist turns out to be a roving reporter for a TV show, and gives Springfield his lowest rating ever. In order to regain the tourist trade, Lisa suggests legalizing same-sex marriages. When Reverend Lovejoy refuses to conduct them, despite Marge's protests, Homer (who hears that he can get $200 per ceremony) joins "The e-Piscopal Church" and becomea a minister online. One prospective customer is a bit of a surprise: Patty. The surprise isn't that she's a lesbian, but that she actually found "the right woman," a professional golfer who hit Patty with a 3-wood (well, a 3-metal) when her Pro-Am partner, Krusty, ducked. However, Marge, who was all for same-sex marriages when Reverend Lovejoy refused to support them, can't bring herself to supporting Patty's marriage. She changes her mind when she sees Patty's fiancee leaving the toilet seat up and shaving, but at the ceremony, she reveals the truth by revealing Patty's fiancee's rather large Adams apple. He says that he loves her and asks her to marry him anyway, but Patty refuses to go straight, and walks out into the sunset with Selma.

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2012-02-07 at 08:32 AM MoaningLisa said:

Loved Martin saying "I'm not gay, I'm nothing yet!" Kinda hard to know what sexuality you are when you're so young, so... Good point, Martin!

2011-12-16 at 11:22 AM Wirral-Red said:

Just to clarify, it is not gay PEOPLE the Church doesn't approve of - it's the PRACTICE of homosexuality - 'Hate the sin, not the sinner'. After all, it defeats one of the main objects of human existence i.e. to reproduce. It still takes a man and a woman to do so.

2011-12-14 at 04:25 AM Vampireia said:

Someone dosn't get to choose whether they are stragt gay or bi...stuoped lovejoy.

2011-12-07 at 05:36 AM ALEXXBRO009 said:

nice throw from patty in the eye

2011-11-30 at 08:16 AM Vlad235 said:

And How Are Giant Rat Going The ATRACT Peaple!?!

2011-11-30 at 08:10 AM Vlad235 said:

You Know, Christans Should Get Off Gay Peaples Backs. Persinoly I'm Not Gay But I Have Nothing Against Peaple who Are And It's Not Up To Them Wether Or Not Thy Are Gay.

2011-09-05 at 12:25 AM Hotrootsoup said:

Really Marge? It says it in the Bible right here.
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

2011-07-08 at 08:39 AM GreenBanana said:

0:49 Back to drunk Barney. It's like the writers don't collaborate or anything.
4:07 Thank you! I actually had time to read, think about, and enjoy them all!
4:40 Because it has nothing to do with what we were talking about, and because Springfield isn't ready for the jump to being a first-world nation...town.
7:05 That's not a lot.
7:14 Yay! Because ethics don't matter--money does!
9:34 Divorce?
11:16 She's a recurring character, but we'll treat her like a one-off for this episode alone!
11:50 Hahaha, it's funny because they only mentioned it once ever.
12:35 Where's Selma?
13:27 If you'd like to know where Flanders is this episode, press...
14:11 Oh, a guest voice, which means we'll be seeing lots of HER, so it's a good idea to marry a major tertiary character off to her.
20:35 Never were there such devoted sisters o/~

2011-07-08 at 08:14 AM GreenBanana said:

Selma is the one with the hair with two bumps, like an S. P has one bump--Patty's hair is just round.

2011-01-04 at 04:15 PM lisa simpson fan 97 said:

@cerberus rampage people have the right 2 thier own opioins so stop boring us all with long comments

2010-11-24 at 10:50 PM the shadowknight said:

gay people is funny

2010-11-15 at 11:00 PM bailey_c2010 said:

to akka and younisq8... patty is gay. selma is the one dating the ogdenviliian in Coming to Homerica. Learn your Simpsons :)

2010-11-10 at 10:23 AM luuush said:

<3 The Simpsons <3

2010-10-31 at 08:08 PM El___barto(im a girl) said:

simpson fan sean maybe thats why she turned him down. u think?

2010-10-09 at 12:53 PM djluna said:

I loved that episode and being happy living in Germany. All that anti gay and relgios stuff makes me sick. In Germany ur religion stays where it belongs. @ home

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