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The Simpsons 1612 Goo Goo Gai Pan Times Watched: 403961 Comments: 44 Rating:

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Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains (with help from a video starring Robert Wagner) that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, forgetting the problems she had with Bart and Lisa in "Selma's Choice", decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China. One problem: the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. No problem; Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer's - and "The Simpsons are going to China!" (with Marge acting as Bart and Lisa's nanny) so Selma and Homer can pick up the baby together.

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2011-09-10 at 04:29 PM hairycanary said:

does selma have a daughter after this?? ive not seen any where she does...

2011-09-10 at 02:27 PM hairycanary said:

Smithers: sir! thank god the airbags activated!
Monty: those are my lungs!!

hahaha lol

2011-07-08 at 08:47 PM GreenBanana said:

2:27 I am!?
2:44 Which is sort of what happens DURING menstruation...wait a minute.
3:00 Or you could have just gotten your tubes tied years ago and partied hard.
4:44 She said skoal, and the hicks showed up. Coincidence?
5:11 You have to go out into the woods to find them because they're just so morally sound over there.
5:48 Except there could be people with the same name as MacGuyver who aren't in TV.
8:53 Like our government disappearing vans!
9:46 Oh, so in China there's no forgiveness I see.
10:12 Do communists not believe in burial or cremation?
10:50 You know something? I don't believe you.
11:44 Where the hell's Maggie? And when does Lisa get drunk at Duff Gardens?
12:08 It's kind of hard to get mad at such a backwards and superstitious value system.
15:30 Haha, because the rich won't cut the poor and break and the poor are all self-haters.
20:50 What's that there gay dragon doing there!?
20:59 Why, are your Koreans getting kidnapped by North Korea?
21:36 Wow, that was a good DVD extra.

2011-07-03 at 06:35 PM Fulhamfan7070 said:

The video host is a corrupt liar, this was my first episode i had watched after waiting an hour, and after 17:14 it told me i had watched 75 minutes of footage. Get a better host...

2010-11-13 at 05:24 PM mobin1 said:

3 star

2010-08-12 at 07:48 PM OL77 said:

"feast on my shorts man!"

2010-08-09 at 07:41 AM BartnLisa9999 said:

The singing dragons was the best part, 5 stars!

2010-08-04 at 10:42 PM lisa simpson fan 97 said:

where is maggie in all of this?

2010-08-03 at 09:11 PM El___barto(im a girl) said:

cute baby

2010-08-03 at 05:18 AM homer_aholic said:

The dragons were awesome.

2010-08-03 at 05:18 AM homer_aholic said:

The dragons were awesome.

2010-08-03 at 05:18 AM homer_aholic said:

The dragons were awesome.

2010-07-10 at 09:47 PM simpsons love said:

i LOL'ED at the end when homer was trying to take the panda and he said "but it loves me" lol

2010-07-05 at 11:01 AM fader said:

omg! the dragons were hilarious hahaha

2010-06-30 at 02:24 PM clarenceD said:

she is in the movie as the guy at the carnavals wife(s) becuse shes fetured as a saimese twin

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