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March 22nd, 2010

The Simpsons 1612 Goo Goo Gai Pan Times Watched: 281314 Comments: 25 Rating:

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Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains (with help from a video starring Robert Wagner) that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, forgetting the problems she had with Bart and Lisa in "Selma's Choice", decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China. One problem: the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. No problem; Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer's - and "The Simpsons are going to China!" (with Marge acting as Bart and Lisa's nanny) so Selma and Homer can pick up the baby together.

Comments: 25

2010-03-17 at 12:38 PM gangsterbean said:

singing dragons were cool

2009-11-02 at 10:03 AM stilwing said:

slow man, slow 2nd coment ..

2009-11-02 at 10:02 AM stilwing said:

slow buff eh?

2009-10-18 at 12:14 PM jorge75042 said:

American men are going home. Now we sleep for a thousand years. When we wake, the world will end.

2009-10-01 at 12:51 PM Becky Fashion said:

Best episode ever! Goo goo Simpsons!

2009-09-30 at 11:30 PM myhungryhippo said:

tv fashion

2009-09-08 at 09:42 PM pilotmaster72 said:

when in the movie?

2009-08-31 at 07:45 AM Blue_smartie said:

ling is in several other episodes, including the wife aquatic and rome-old and julie-eh.she's also in the movie

2009-08-22 at 03:18 PM lisa'sponyepisode said:

what happend to ling? shes not in any other episodes

2009-06-18 at 12:00 PM simpsonsimpathy123 said:

cool ep!

2009-06-14 at 06:50 AM dis good said:

where was maggie? in dis ep?

2009-06-09 at 01:03 PM Lil'Actress said:

"the man who broke a dragons heeeeeaaaart!!!" lol, I love that bit....so random!! :)

2009-04-26 at 06:37 AM Simpsons-Rule123 said:

that was a mint ep i liked wen that man told us how 2 draw bart!! I LUV THIS WEBSITE XX

2009-04-07 at 04:01 PM Shiggsy said:

charritoswanitos, although the Hammer and Sickle symbol was originally used by the Bolsheviks, it is now synonymous with communism and communist countries around the world including... China! there are a couple of former Eastern Bloc countries that still use it on their flag as well I think

2009-03-13 at 09:33 PM myhungryhippo said:

better the second time arouynd

2009-02-10 at 07:20 AM charritoswanitos said:

the china sign was actually a soviet sign

2009-02-10 at 07:20 AM charritoswanitos said:

the china sign was actually a soviet sign

2009-02-10 at 07:20 AM charritoswanitos said:

the china sign was actually a soviet sign

2009-01-29 at 07:51 PM Sevlen said:

This was a good ep

2008-12-21 at 09:20 AM puppylover8 said:

Wow! i already commented about a minute ago. For some reason... i keep using double space well just wanted 2 say GREAT EPISODE! lol

2008-12-21 at 09:17 AM puppylover8 said:

who knows what one is the one where homer goes around peoples houses protecting babys?

I really want to know also this is the best simpson site ever!

2008-11-25 at 12:55 PM willyb2008 said:

hi mofuckerv loving dis site

2008-09-26 at 05:23 AM elisamet said:

GREATEST EPISODE EVER !!!!!!

2008-05-30 at 10:49 AM ashcat said:

The panda bit was hilarious

2008-04-09 at 03:22 AM A Guest said:

BUT YOU DROP THE PANDA LOL!

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