The Simpsons 318 Separate VocationsTimes Watched: 288630Comments: 25Rating:
After taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid.
NOTES: Steve Allen guest stars voices.
LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day
aw man, this just gave me a flashback! For some reason I remember seeing this episode advertised on Sky One back in the day. It seems so weird that it was so long ago!!!
Comments: 25 (Page 1 of 2)
2011-10-18 at 12:04 AM
dexterror said:
I tell ya, they only come out at night
2010-11-02 at 03:14 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day
2010-09-12 at 04:20 AM
frew4 said:
wow, locker scene is my favorite
2010-08-22 at 12:12 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
dear lord ! XD
2010-08-13 at 02:01 PM
akka said:
love the old lady in the window well its aboute time
2010-08-07 at 07:57 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
im bad but i have the bad girl bathroom but i would never smoke
2010-07-24 at 06:46 PM
alek69er said:
lol lisa is badass like me xD
2010-07-22 at 02:52 AM
shootingstar27 said:
massive
2010-07-21 at 07:36 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
omg lisa acting like a bad ass omg !
2010-05-29 at 09:13 PM
BartnLisa9999 said:
Bart is good and Lisa is bad?!? LOL That's funny!
This deserves 5 stars!
2010-04-15 at 05:18 PM
fender111 said:
@LiSa<3
rules for commenting no dead link reporting all you do is press the report dead episode button it is so easier than saying it in comments
2010-04-03 at 06:12 PM
alexscaun said:
"and when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money" hahaha
2010-02-03 at 02:12 AM
miss_hell said:
aw man, this just gave me a flashback! For some reason I remember seeing this episode advertised on Sky One back in the day. It seems so weird that it was so long ago!!!
Great episode by the way.....
2010-01-25 at 10:29 PM
crazy-for-bart said:
i knew lisa would never last as a bad kid bart would never stay a good kid simple math
2010-01-12 at 03:25 PM
myhungryhippo said:
good