The Simpsons 1812 Little Big Girl Times Watched: 532183 Comments: 89 Rating:
Rather than tell the truth about her family history in a school report, Lisa bends the facts a little and claims she is a "Native American", which ends up having her become the keynote speaker for the National Native American Tribal Council; when Bart stops a major fire, Mayor Quimby grants him one wish - a driver's license - but after one day too many of being the Simpsons' errand boy and chauffeur, he drives off to North Haverbrook, where an older girl, who thinks Bart must be at least 16, falls for him
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2011-12-07 at 08:39 PM
bfd shotters said:
sick episode
2011-11-04 at 06:55 PM
lolalee said:
Wow! This episode is funny wen bart thinks the baby is his!!
2011-10-13 at 03:22 PM
a23144 said:
nice episode
2011-10-13 at 03:22 PM
a23144 said:
nice episode
2011-08-10 at 06:42 AM
CamoMag said:
to hell with video bb...it. sucks. balls. kthxbye
2011-02-07 at 06:20 PM
khjui said:
D:
When she said "Bart, I've been keeping a secret from you too"
THE VIDEO STARTED TO BUFFER AND WON'T STOP! NOOOOOOO!
2010-11-28 at 07:05 PM
the shadowknight said:
norwitcia what hell it's norway man!!!
2010-10-28 at 10:38 AM
hairycanary said:
*top gear
2010-10-28 at 10:37 AM
hairycanary said:
oh and about at 7.30 is that the top hear theme?? lol
2010-10-28 at 10:28 AM
hairycanary said:
ive seen this episode before but its good so i watched it again. But just one preblemm wouldnt someone notice that hitachi is also an electrics thing?
2010-08-30 at 03:55 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
omchow shutup
2010-08-25 at 08:55 AM
cynder the dragon said:
Does any one know the names of the songs at
4:05
6:20
7:32
11:5
If you know please email Delilaah09090@googlemail.com
thanks :)
2010-08-12 at 08:47 AM
BartnLisa9999 said:
I'm 15 and I think Darcy is HOT! 4 stars
2010-08-02 at 08:42 AM
EEOO6190 said:
i have not watched it yet but y is evry body saying they have sex :-)
2010-07-28 at 02:27 PM
warrior9876 said:
nice video
2010-07-24 at 11:56 PM
omchow said:
@El___barto(im a girl) It is a show.
2010-07-24 at 01:58 AM
DantheAsianMan said:
Wow kind of weird that people are talking about kids from a tv show having sex. I'm calling the POLICE!!!!
2010-07-20 at 05:59 AM
Mrs.Bart_Simpson said:
ralphs a doggie
lmao
(2:47)
2010-07-18 at 10:26 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
if u were 15 and pregnat why on earth would umarry a ten year old who has no idea wat sex is and has never dated a girl above 12 ? if u did that ur a reetard and why would u get knocked up and not tell ur parents u do that (get pregnat) u a bitch
2010-07-16 at 10:02 AM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
dang why do there lips reah out so far?
2010-07-12 at 11:01 PM
girlicious said:
lol I am 15 and seriusly even if i was pregnent i would never marry a 10 year old :P
2010-07-08 at 10:58 AM
Bart9000 said:
Bart is Realy cool
2010-07-08 at 07:32 AM
simpsonsrule10 said:
barts had 6 girlffriends i will name them in order jessica greta gina darcy jenny and nikki
2010-07-05 at 06:54 PM
spd258 said:
George lopez theam song
2010-06-26 at 09:55 PM
micky 123 said:
darcy looks younger than she is
2010-06-22 at 08:26 AM
Wexac said:
Bart didn't eaven know how to knock a girl...
2010-06-22 at 12:25 AM
THE GRAET AND HEROEC BARTMAN said:
sdsf
2010-06-18 at 07:07 AM
lalaland maggie said:
It would have been cooler if Bart knocked up Darcie but how cum Bart doesn't know that u can only get a baby if a man puts his penis in a girls vagina? anywayz gr8 epp! :P
2010-06-13 at 07:32 PM
micky 123 said:
i think darcy was only 15.Thats way to you to be having sex
2010-06-12 at 08:56 PM
ad13 said:
i want bart to make sex to see the bart ass!
and that girl ass but!
2010-06-09 at 08:57 PM
moli said:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sexi
2010-06-04 at 12:29 AM
GlobexCEO said:
While this isn't one of my all-time favorite episodes, it does have one of my all-time favorite lines:
"Why would I go to Utah? I love booze, caffeine, and monogamy!" =D Nicely done, Homer Jay! :)
2010-04-11 at 03:42 PM
moonface321 said:
Love this episode!
How many girlfriends has bart had now ?about 6 I think!
2010-04-07 at 02:27 PM
playr3 said:
I love this episode! ☺☺☺☺☺
DARCY IS SOO NOT UGLY (wink)
2010-04-06 at 04:52 PM
terry da best said:
why cant Bart get a permanent girl friend futher on in the series well in the new episodes he keeps on kissing this
girl called niki
2010-04-05 at 03:50 PM
eldenisimo said:
i just love these episodes whit bart falling in love its so cute ^^ keep going simpsons you rock everything !!
2010-03-28 at 06:01 PM
kkkkkkl said:
i love u bart
2010-03-26 at 11:12 PM
000simpson(JORD)fan said:
So, bart has a driving license, where did it go i wonder (sarcasm)
2010-03-21 at 08:52 PM
elcrona said:
bart leaves letter in room it says going to utarh marge get information and says she is in u tarh
wen bart gets a mug that says i love utarh it says u tah not utarh
2010-03-21 at 05:50 PM
elcrona said:
i think darcy is too young for a child
2010-03-04 at 08:39 AM
SingaporeanPenguin said:
Even though there are annoying ads,you can delete them BTW.So stop complaining,you've already found a site to watch The Simpsons free.D:
2010-02-20 at 04:59 PM
Deva_Rose said:
Good point well made..! vv
i think this is by far one of my faves ;)
2009-12-24 at 10:00 PM
110111 said:
Umm I'm not MEANING to lose this site custom, but the comments area isn't for complaining about how much the episode sucked, how the simpsons are losing originality, or even complaining about how the site itself doesn't work. Fair enough giving passive criticism, or maybe the occasional bit of help, but if you don't like the site, or the simpsons for that matter, it makes one wonder why you are visiting this site in the first place. No-one is forcing you to watch these "crappy" episodes, and for those who are giving negative comments, you're just making yourself seem a little bit stupid.
2009-12-07 at 08:15 PM
hehe98 said:
a awsome episode
2009-11-14 at 07:03 PM
Ads Suck said:
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2009-11-12 at 05:02 AM
Sevlen said:
saw this episode like 1 million times XD
2009-10-12 at 09:57 PM
CallumP said:
it takes a while to load..
2009-09-23 at 05:07 PM
CloudyTax said:
thats a funny episode ! :D
2009-09-20 at 08:34 PM
myhungryhippo said:
6:02 doctor nick R
2009-09-05 at 11:57 AM
ganjalf said:
@ mariellb: you DO realise that you sound like a pedantic clown? (e.g. comic book guy)
2009-09-05 at 11:55 AM
ganjalf said:
@ moltenriches: the name of the song is "fur Elise" by Beethoven.
2009-08-31 at 04:48 AM
mariellb said:
Lisasucks, you DO realize that Top Gear's theme is the song "Jessica" right?
2009-08-19 at 02:54 PM
cheese_cake said:
I guess they really hate norway
2009-06-25 at 07:47 PM
marx250 said:
oh my god! barts marrige thing was more like some kind of soap opera than a comedy! however, it was good.i wanna cell phone like that.
2009-06-22 at 11:06 PM
myhungryhippo said:
HEY I FINALLY GET THAT JOKE
2009-06-11 at 10:10 AM
akarenrc said:
The voice for Darcy is Natalie Portman!
2009-05-16 at 02:38 PM
Bartdude56 said:
this episode is the best hitachi as a tribe name lol
2009-05-08 at 10:28 PM
Lisasucks said:
LOL TopGear's old themesong @ 7:34
2009-04-24 at 01:27 PM
ultimate555 said:
why does bart get married
2009-04-20 at 05:57 PM
Pingu08 said:
07:34 sounds a bit like the top gear theme tune
2009-04-18 at 10:32 AM
maantje1991 said:
Carl: thats whe our mom works
that would mean that lenny and carl are half brothers, cuz they do have different last names.
2009-04-15 at 07:23 PM
simpfan123 said:
this eps sucks
2009-04-15 at 07:11 PM
simpfan123 said:
awesome ep[:
2009-04-12 at 03:44 AM
WhoreForASmore said:
wow bart is only 10 and he's already made out with 4 girls...
2009-04-08 at 08:08 PM
ugnyteugne said:
its kind of weird because bart is only 10 years old darsy is 15 and she didint even notice it...
2009-03-31 at 02:40 PM
Eatsduckswithforks said:
hailmich, they badmouth norway in many episodes, in one they say that people from norway eat bugs. I am from sweden and I know what "fusk" means so please dont say fusk say cheat.
2009-03-29 at 09:17 PM
hailmich said:
they mentions norway in another episode when homer tries to fusk on taxes and they say we sleep on the flor
2009-02-16 at 08:10 AM
Gitarius said:
I liked this episode:) Considering the storyline it's a bit confusing maybe yes, but i found it funny cause it's so absurd. That there is no special point in the story. Just a bunch of stuff going on:) And some hilarious scenes, like the intro scene where homer gets hit by the car :D I think it's the only episode as well that mentions norway, where i'm living:) lol, norwegia! that's the name of our norwegian cheese
2009-02-16 at 04:58 AM
Oliboli1234 said:
I love the bit near the end "Someday Bart, youll be a graet father"
"And someday, you will be aswell"
XD
Rolling on the floor larfing at that
2009-02-09 at 10:50 AM
mikeman61 said:
Great ep, thanks for keeping all these episodes up and alive admin-man =]
2009-01-23 at 12:02 PM
CleverButDumb said:
Vampov, I dont agree with you cuz its funny so why does it have to be realistic? It would be boring if it was. If you have a problem with the epesodes unlike the rest of us, then dont watch them!
2008-12-05 at 03:46 PM
hailmich said:
love this episode
2008-11-26 at 04:11 PM
Wingz said:
Personally, I dislike the story line of this one because it was too sudden.
fire starts--->Bart extinguishes it--->Lisa wins multicultural contest--->he gets a random license to drive--->he travels around--->Homer gives him a cell phone--->he goes to North Haverbrook--->meets Darcy--->kisses Darcy--->gets a license to marry Darcy--->Tells Darcy his age, and she tells him she's pregnant--->They almost get married--->They never see each other again--->Lisa confesses--->End
...very poor story line, but it's still my favorite TV series EVER... I'll forgive them after this I guess...
2008-11-22 at 02:53 PM
kotszok said:
Take it easy vampov, you yourself said it was satire. JOKES. It doesn't have to be factually accurate, that's what makes it FUNNY.
2008-11-20 at 07:59 PM
vampov said:
Once again another crappy episode. I don’t know if the original writers quit or if they ran out of ideas but the last 5-6 years has sucked; way to much political satire and not enough originality. I’m really let down that the animators forgot to put the monorail in any of the town scenes. North Haverbrooke was a town introduced in episode 412 as one of the towns a Lyle Langley sold a Monorail to, yet we don’t see any sign of it. Then they proceed to make fun of Utah being a state that has the lowest marriage age. I hate to break it to the idiots but Polygamy is illegal in the US and the lowest age in Utah is 16 with parents permission, 15 is the absolute and that requires parents permission and a Juvenile Court approval. Many states allow lower ages than Utah. Once again the New Simpson’s writers screw up or sink to new levels to get a laugh. They need to watch the first 5 seasons and remember what made the Simpsons great. Feel free to send me hate mail.
2008-11-16 at 10:08 PM
SHADOWCCCP said:
Thanks.... means alot
2008-11-16 at 11:38 AM
dessertboy said:
@ SHADOWCCCP
Polovetsian Dances by Borodin
one of my favourites
Its russian. You should know that ... you are calling yourself * C C C P
lol
2008-11-13 at 11:30 PM
SHADOWCCCP said:
whats the name of the music/theme at 15:41... i know heard some where before
2008-09-14 at 03:18 PM
Lena said:
To moltenriches: it's For Elise by Beethoven ;))
2008-09-07 at 08:26 AM
moltenriches said:
whats the name of the tune bart has as his ringtone?
2008-09-01 at 12:33 PM
andern1515 said:
my favorite episodes
2008-08-22 at 04:53 PM
Rowland said:
loading is quick, dude thinking darcy is hot??? wth is tht all about lol ;)
2008-08-03 at 03:09 AM
bartfan123 said:
lol at 11:02 they the George Lopez theme music
2008-07-27 at 01:54 PM
nezar10 said:
they have to make another on on that one
2008-06-09 at 06:08 AM
snackattack said:
well i am native and i love teen storys. so you can see why i love this episode. peace:D
2008-06-09 at 06:07 AM
snackattack said:
by far my fav
2008-06-07 at 01:49 AM
euan35 said:
rushabish
2008-02-18 at 12:03 PM
deriza said:
It doesn't even work. I go on firefox and it says install plugin it says there is no plugin needed to install and in internet explorer it just shows a blank screen...
2008-02-16 at 11:49 AM
ciphermind said:
Slow loading...