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Ned Flanders invites the Simpsons to come along on a church retreat to Jerusalem. While there, Homer fails to grasp the importance of the city until a crazy tour guide takes them around the city and opens Homer's eyes.
to daniel59.
It is called Palestine and the whole world knows that, you and your jew friends have too much power in the world cause everyone feels bad about the Holocaust. Your people were persecuted during WWII. Their rights were taken away, they were not seen as citizens of their own countries any more and practically not seen as humans at all. You're basically doing the same thing to Palestinians that was done to you. Fair enough you're not gassing them but you sure do kill a hell of a lot of them for what? Them wanting their own land back. And you going on about Israel giving them so much aid is rubbish. Sure you might give them food but can that rebuild the thousands of homes you've destroyed? And East Jerusalem is recognised by the United Nations as being Palestinian yet you take down every Palestinian house you see and put a Jewish family in. And if it wasn't for Britain there would be no Israel cause they were the ones that put you there after WWII and if America hadn't armed you to the teeth with weapons than you wouldn't have been able to fight off anyone who attacked you or who wants to attack you (which is basically every muslim in the world cause you've made their lives hell). And for the record, I am Christian not Muslim so I am not supporting my own people, by supporting Palestine I support human morality, freedom and justice. Israel states it is the only democracy in the middle east. Take a look at your selves, almost everyone of your leaders is corrupt and some were/are wanted for war crimes. That doesn't sound like a democracy to me. Israel is an apartheid state in which anyone who isn't Jewish or who doesn't support Israel must be a terrorist or supporting terrorism. I don't know whether you know this but when a boat carrying Jewish settlers bound for "Israel" came under attack by a British naval vessel there was a huge uprising against it. And now you've gone and done the same thing to an innocent boat carrying supplies to people who have been imprisoned in their own land. And what is this rubbish coming from Israel in their report of the incident claiming the commando's fought with bravery and did the right thing? Frankly that is total bullshit. You sent Commando's with machine guns to stop a boat full of un-armed civilians and expected no one to get hurt. Really Israel? Get your head out of your ass.....
"m-joo" shut up...it is called israel look at a map and im an orthodox jew, i find almost nothing about it offencive, but you are your ignorant friends are stupid, and think israel is called palestine, it was never legally called palestine, and all the people living in that land before israel became a nation were just settlers that are now called palestinians, and if you dont like how israel is treating your people in gaza and west bank howbout moving to one of your muslem countries...we will see how much more you like it, oh and just some facts for you, gaza has a high obesity rate because there reseaving so much damn food you idiot. shit your people would be fine if it wasnt for the fact that all you guys do is bitch about what your not getting......we would like you to be israel citizens to but then we halfto worry bout more hamas terrorists blowing us up, ugh its a funny episode so shut your face about it, there being politically corect by calling it israel, we fought are asses off getting israel back,....im done and to everyone else, sorry for the random bitching but i have a big mouth that enjoys speaking up
y did the say for life (le haim) after the airplane crushed what I think was Eliahu Hanavi's goblet that was wrapped up????? btw Latkas are delicious the way they r, no need to put any apple sauce, and yes i did have them before, 7 times! and LAtkas are patatoe pancakes, i dont like patatoes and Latkas r delicious, y would Homer want to eat pig/ham, it poor innocent living creatures tht r killed, btw, im not a vegeterian, I AM however a jew, i think this episode was awsome! especialy since it was in Jerusalem!!!! and Homer or anyone else there cant be the Messiah, my judiac studies teacher said tht he would knock on everyone's door!!!!! to bad there werent any bar/bat mitzvahs in the episode, tht would be AWSOME! I went to my 5 yr older brother's bar mitzvah and was actualy allowed to sty up until 1 AM!!!! oh and btw MArge, Shalom is also bye and peace, not just hi/hello. my bro was born near were the cell phone was invented! :D
Comments: 224 (Page 2 of 15)
2010-08-10 at 04:11 AM
mrmsisme said:
but one question r muslims like christans
2010-08-09 at 11:00 PM
Demonfox1000 said:
"i sense a but coming.."
"Here comes the butt!"
2010-08-09 at 12:13 PM
thesouthguy said:
hello i want to watch this episode help me please :)
2010-08-05 at 07:05 PM
JakeJohnRogers said:
DG M3RO
GO FUCK YOURSELF seriously your talking like all Jewish people are the same and are a single entity wtf?
2010-07-24 at 10:01 AM
ogre2010 said:
cool 4 stars
2010-07-21 at 06:25 PM
elbarto888 said:
cool!
2010-07-19 at 04:46 PM
GIDAK said:
@ DG M3R0
It's calld israel it is in israeli hands so beat IT!
GO ISRAEL GO!
×××××× ××××ס!
2010-07-14 at 02:28 PM
DG M3R0 said:
to daniel59.
It is called Palestine and the whole world knows that, you and your jew friends have too much power in the world cause everyone feels bad about the Holocaust. Your people were persecuted during WWII. Their rights were taken away, they were not seen as citizens of their own countries any more and practically not seen as humans at all. You're basically doing the same thing to Palestinians that was done to you. Fair enough you're not gassing them but you sure do kill a hell of a lot of them for what? Them wanting their own land back. And you going on about Israel giving them so much aid is rubbish. Sure you might give them food but can that rebuild the thousands of homes you've destroyed? And East Jerusalem is recognised by the United Nations as being Palestinian yet you take down every Palestinian house you see and put a Jewish family in. And if it wasn't for Britain there would be no Israel cause they were the ones that put you there after WWII and if America hadn't armed you to the teeth with weapons than you wouldn't have been able to fight off anyone who attacked you or who wants to attack you (which is basically every muslim in the world cause you've made their lives hell). And for the record, I am Christian not Muslim so I am not supporting my own people, by supporting Palestine I support human morality, freedom and justice. Israel states it is the only democracy in the middle east. Take a look at your selves, almost everyone of your leaders is corrupt and some were/are wanted for war crimes. That doesn't sound like a democracy to me. Israel is an apartheid state in which anyone who isn't Jewish or who doesn't support Israel must be a terrorist or supporting terrorism. I don't know whether you know this but when a boat carrying Jewish settlers bound for "Israel" came under attack by a British naval vessel there was a huge uprising against it. And now you've gone and done the same thing to an innocent boat carrying supplies to people who have been imprisoned in their own land. And what is this rubbish coming from Israel in their report of the incident claiming the commando's fought with bravery and did the right thing? Frankly that is total bullshit. You sent Commando's with machine guns to stop a boat full of un-armed civilians and expected no one to get hurt. Really Israel? Get your head out of your ass.....
2010-07-08 at 02:15 PM
domantas123 said:
very funy
2010-07-02 at 04:08 AM
daniel59 said:
"m-joo" shut up...it is called israel look at a map and im an orthodox jew, i find almost nothing about it offencive, but you are your ignorant friends are stupid, and think israel is called palestine, it was never legally called palestine, and all the people living in that land before israel became a nation were just settlers that are now called palestinians, and if you dont like how israel is treating your people in gaza and west bank howbout moving to one of your muslem countries...we will see how much more you like it, oh and just some facts for you, gaza has a high obesity rate because there reseaving so much damn food you idiot. shit your people would be fine if it wasnt for the fact that all you guys do is bitch about what your not getting......we would like you to be israel citizens to but then we halfto worry bout more hamas terrorists blowing us up, ugh its a funny episode so shut your face about it, there being politically corect by calling it israel, we fought are asses off getting israel back,....im done and to everyone else, sorry for the random bitching but i have a big mouth that enjoys speaking up
2010-07-02 at 01:01 AM
Tha G said:
ok everybody shut your face LOL!
2010-07-01 at 11:32 AM
PriVaTe_HA said:
lol funnyy
2010-06-30 at 08:49 AM
abdullah19 said:
WUBBA
2010-06-29 at 03:09 AM
Maggie the cute 1 said:
y did the say for life (le haim) after the airplane crushed what I think was Eliahu Hanavi's goblet that was wrapped up????? btw Latkas are delicious the way they r, no need to put any apple sauce, and yes i did have them before, 7 times! and LAtkas are patatoe pancakes, i dont like patatoes and Latkas r delicious, y would Homer want to eat pig/ham, it poor innocent living creatures tht r killed, btw, im not a vegeterian, I AM however a jew, i think this episode was awsome! especialy since it was in Jerusalem!!!! and Homer or anyone else there cant be the Messiah, my judiac studies teacher said tht he would knock on everyone's door!!!!! to bad there werent any bar/bat mitzvahs in the episode, tht would be AWSOME! I went to my 5 yr older brother's bar mitzvah and was actualy allowed to sty up until 1 AM!!!! oh and btw MArge, Shalom is also bye and peace, not just hi/hello. my bro was born near were the cell phone was invented! :D
2010-06-24 at 09:39 AM
bart 21 said:
jews are very funny