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The Simpsons 1621 The Father, the Son, and the Holy Guest Star Times Watched: 717565 Comments: 104 Rating:
Bart is expelled by Principal Skinner for a prank at a school Meideval Festival that was actually caused by Groundskeeper Willie (who was mad at having to be the village idiot), and ends up going to a Catholic school, which is more affordable than other private schools. The only person who takes a reali interest in Bart is Father Sean, who explains he acted a bit like Bart in his day, and lends Bart a "Lives of the Saints" comic book. Marge is afraid that Bart is turning into a Catholic (which, with all of the sitting, standing, and kneeling, she calls "Simon Says without a winner"), but Homer is sidetracked by the fact that the school is having a pancake dinner followed by bingo, and when he discovers that he can be absolved of all sins through confession if he converts, Marge problems are doubled, especially when she realizes that Catholics do not believe in birth control.
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Comments: 104 (All Comments)
2012-02-12 at 08:12 PM
jayja45 said:
Marge is a real T*AT whean it comes to realigon first Lisa now bart. Your children don't have to bilive in what you had the misfortune to be brain-washed into!!!
2011-12-16 at 04:12 AM
Vampireia said:
What religon you are dosn't matter there IS no ONE true fath..stouped flander and lovejoy! personaly,i'm a wiccan.
2011-12-16 at 04:12 AM
Vampireia said:
What religon you are dosn't matter there IS no ONE true fath..stouped flander and lovejoy! personaly,i'm a wiccan.
2011-11-30 at 07:45 PM
Vlad235 said:
He Saw St.Peter After A Drunken Brawl With His Dad...Funny.
2011-09-25 at 02:25 PM
1997Simpson said:
cool
2011-09-21 at 03:57 AM
Eco-Gothic said:
But I Don't Just Say Things To Make Freinds
What I Sed In Other Commints Was True.
2011-09-21 at 02:31 AM
Eco-Gothic said:
I'm An Only Child, I'm Home Schooled , And I Live In The Contry, I'm Just Looking For Freinds, I Hope I Didn't Offend You adrian6789...Sorry If I Did:(
2011-09-21 at 02:26 AM
Eco-Gothic said:
Today I Found That Song That's Why I Broght It Up.
I Just Want To Be Able To Relate.
2011-09-21 at 02:23 AM
Eco-Gothic said:
Like The Black Eyed Peas Sead "Were Is The Love"
(I'm Not Saying That Because Of Your Picture So Sorry If This Afinded You I Was Sortof Agreing With You) Just Don't Want To Come Off Like A Jerk.
2011-08-27 at 12:02 PM
adrian6789 said:
am a catholic blowjob just shut the hell up and go away the catholics are holy they belive in every thing like the british army jesus was more of a catholic most catholics are good pepole christians are bad pepole so just shut up
2011-08-09 at 06:14 PM
Eco-Gothic said:
Nor Is Doom Or Death Metal.
2011-08-09 at 06:12 PM
Eco-Gothic said:
And By The Way,Black Metal Is Not Goth,Just So You Know.
2011-08-09 at 06:07 PM
Eco-Gothic said:
Otto Trys To Play Heavy Metal With A Lute.
2011-07-09 at 02:50 AM
GreenBanana said:
0:33 Oh jesus CHRIST no.
0:41 Why? That's not helping.
2:17 I guess I can't knock it too much. The Ren club nerds at my school got the WHOLE DAMN BUILDING a day off for their silly festivities! Man, that was the year we ditched so many classes.
3:01 Man I wish that happened at ours. We just got overpriced pickles.
6:54 Well she did tell him BEFORE she hit him.
7:29 Gotta be honest, never met an Irish Catholic yet.
9:39 You could just not be a strict Catholic.
12:35 Aren't they already Catholic? I mean, they're at least not Baptist.
12:45 I've never seen a Catholic with a huge family. Mormons, yes.
13:34 Where's Maggie?
14:18 Protestant? But she goes to church every week.
14:56 Why am I reminded of Final Fantasy IX?
12:29 Yeah, that's worth tipping. Or you could just eat somewhere that doesn't inconvenience its own patrons with surcharges.
19:12 Gee, wasn't he just saying something about the 1940s?
19:59 But bowties are cool.
21:03 That was much better than the crappy South Park episode just like it.
2011-07-09 at 02:50 AM
GreenBanana said:
0:33 Oh jesus CHRIST no.
0:41 Why? That's not helping.
2:17 I guess I can't knock it too much. The Ren club nerds at my school got the WHOLE DAMN BUILDING a day off for their silly festivities! Man, that was the year we ditched so many classes.
3:01 Man I wish that happened at ours. We just got overpriced pickles.
6:54 Well she did tell him BEFORE she hit him.
7:29 Gotta be honest, never met an Irish Catholic yet.
9:39 You could just not be a strict Catholic.
12:35 Aren't they already Catholic? I mean, they're at least not Baptist.
12:45 I've never seen a Catholic with a huge family. Mormons, yes.
13:34 Where's Maggie?
14:18 Protestant? But she goes to church every week.
14:56 Why am I reminded of Final Fantasy IX?
12:29 Yeah, that's worth tipping. Or you could just eat somewhere that doesn't inconvenience its own patrons with surcharges.
19:12 Gee, wasn't he just saying something about the 1940s?
19:59 But bowties are cool.
21:03 That was much better than the crappy South Park episode just like it.
2011-04-22 at 12:01 AM
WTSOROCKS said:
Best parts of todays show
1. Krabapal : Good news Children..This Friday we will be holding the Medieval Festival.
Nelson: Medieval, Like Lord and The Rings
Krabapal: No
Whole class : owwwwww
2010-11-25 at 05:41 PM
mobin1 said:
5 star
2010-09-23 at 01:10 AM
skello said:
oklmvkvjmdckmv,fkl,vdklmvklcmdkvmc,lmvkdfmvklfmvlkflvmflkvmlkfm smithers is gay
2010-08-12 at 09:39 PM
alek69er said:
shit gay wankers get a life u ppl
2010-08-09 at 08:55 PM
BartnLisa9999 said:
It's okay, 3 stars
2010-08-09 at 04:32 PM
bart yui said:
right near the end lol
2010-08-05 at 05:29 PM
lisa simpson fan 97 said:
@ ever norten the simpsons follow christainanty
2010-08-05 at 05:23 PM
lisa simpson fan 97 said:
i thought the simpsons were christains?
2010-08-04 at 04:22 PM
hairycanary said:
naughty naughty he said a naughty word!
sean, u w*nker!!!!!!
at least i think thats what he said...
lol lol - i thought there was a monster in the potty!!!!!!!!
2010-07-25 at 06:26 PM
blowjob said:
fuck the catholics
2010-07-20 at 07:27 AM
Mrs.Bart_Simpson said:
this ep is so funny. it make me so proud to be catholic.
LUV simpsons!!!
2010-06-30 at 03:04 PM
filipsimson98 said:
great episode ...
2010-06-12 at 10:20 PM
keerthana said:
i am starting to like your simpsons your great
from keerthana
2010-06-09 at 09:45 PM
imAdminR said:
soon ill try to show on councils PS3 and so on... and if i do it it shold show 4 evreyone whit flash...
2010-05-27 at 09:44 PM
Barthalmew Jay. Simpson said:
boring i have seen it and is no fun this is the worst eppisode ever!!!
2010-05-08 at 05:39 AM
dogman14 said:
Can it wait till after bingo that's my favorite game I just can't remember what to yell out when you win bingo that's my favorite game I just can't remember what to yell out when you win how about just yay I won bingo hahahalolololoxd
2010-05-03 at 03:09 AM
dogman14 said:
Dont have a cowman.X3. Have a piece of fish OUI LOL!!!!!!!!
2010-04-11 at 09:28 PM
Joeby18 said:
God that nun's accent is appalling... and @ Miss_Hell the reason you think the stereotype was done better here is because it's a stereotype; Ireland is really quite a normal place. Rich too, though not as much as it used to be.
And it really pisses me off that she says Math... it's MATHS. with an S.
2010-04-02 at 07:01 PM
bartdevilman said:
awsome
2010-03-26 at 01:43 PM
fender111 said:
lol im a atheist and this was 3rd best simpsons ep ever
ps 2nd best debarted
best 24 minutes
2010-02-03 at 04:13 PM
miss_hell said:
This is really one of the best episodes in recent years! I can't believe people are offended by it! The Irish Catholic stereotype is cleverly and hilariously done. I think this is a much funnier depiction of Irish stereotypes than the episode where the Simpsons went to "Ireland".
2009-12-25 at 05:45 AM
myhungryhippo said:
good jokes just alittle slow
2009-12-21 at 07:16 AM
lupin96 said:
lol, i am so happy to be an ateisth, cause i dont have to conplain about stereotypes
2009-12-19 at 09:09 AM
shiber said:
thank you admin now it works:)
2009-12-18 at 06:50 PM
WowSimpsonsOnline said:
Haha, first time I have seen this episode. It is great. Many gags and I love the end.
2009-12-04 at 01:48 PM
Vins80 said:
Now it's working!
Thanks a lot Admin!
2009-11-28 at 02:33 AM
eliguy said:
how come some episodes will just keep loading and loading and loading and not play??? (like this one)
2009-11-25 at 05:05 PM
shiber said:
i agree with vins80
i downloaded firefox and it worked for 2 episodes in the 17 season
and now it doesnt work anymore
2009-11-25 at 03:17 PM
Vins80 said:
Hi Admin, great job. But series 16 and 17 are missing.
It says "Video not found". Using Firefox, of course.
Is it possible to fix that?
Thanks!
2009-11-13 at 03:43 AM
Sevlen said:
that's a lot of rats D:
2009-11-02 at 05:11 PM
7ammo said:
Hi admin...1st i like to thank you for your great efforts in making this site.
And 2nd i want to let you know that am using the latest version of FF (3.5.4) and all the seasons works fine with me except for this one.
Not a single eps in season 16 is working...
Any chance you could fix that problem?
Admin: Works here with newest version of FF as well on windows 7 / Vista ... Make sure you have FF set to allow third party cookies.
2009-10-15 at 11:36 PM
-maria-- said:
doesn't work with google grome :(
Admin: probably because that browser doesn't exist.. just sayin.
2009-09-28 at 03:29 AM
Skull0100 said:
This I swear is the best episode!
2009-09-16 at 02:46 AM
cluppo1 said:
fix it the entire 16th season doesnt work help admin fix
Admin: FIREFOX!
2009-09-04 at 04:55 PM
bunnygirl8 said:
the minisrty machine lol
2009-08-29 at 01:46 PM
Hahabuuughh said:
Homer has masturbated 8 million time's, and will continue ? Lol!
2009-08-26 at 08:55 PM
hugo812 said:
the whole f..... season dont even work
Admin: Get firefox
2009-08-21 at 06:30 AM
Somefan said:
Huh im using IE and it doesn't work
Admin: then firefox will work wonders for you.. no one uses IE anymore
2009-08-21 at 12:19 AM
Neromaster said:
and NO I WILL NOT USE FF OR IE
Admin: I did stop using zshare.. just takes time to replace 430 episodes.. you know the fix though not my fault if you dont want to use it
2009-08-20 at 11:49 PM
Neromaster said:
Will you pleas stop using zShare? Videos from zShare wont play on my opera and it takes ALOT OF TIME to load from zShare.
2009-08-15 at 09:05 PM
burns19 said:
what do you guys think ?
2009-08-15 at 09:04 PM
burns19 said:
i think this was a good episode but i hate the way everybody think of ireland when thay think of the word catholic i mean italy and brazil are much more catholic than ireland but no one thinks of them .....
2009-07-25 at 03:34 AM
myhungryhippo said:
western branch of american reform presbrenutherisum
2009-07-14 at 07:34 PM
Longroad said:
I'm atheist also, it's funny for me but you shouldn't take offense they poke fun at all religions and non-religious alike.
2009-06-19 at 07:35 PM
LuvDaSimpsons said:
Funny!! LOL!! my friend didn't find it funny she found it disrespectful coz she Catholic! me? i don't belive in God
2009-06-19 at 03:48 PM
Homrlikepie said:
I used to be able to watch ALL the episodes. but not now... Can someone tell me why this is happening?! And is it just me, or does evrybody's screen have to refresh after commenting?!?!
2009-06-16 at 05:14 AM
EverNorton said:
ohh.. lol Protestant ok...
2009-06-16 at 05:11 AM
EverNorton said:
Im sorry for my ignorance... but if the simpsons are not catholic what religion do they belong to, and the church they usually go to from what religion is?
2009-05-18 at 02:20 AM
flyingmerlin said:
This is absolutely my most favorite episode ever. Can't explain why though. It's probably the bit about the Catholic Heaven with Michael Flatley dancing - that's just priceless!
2009-05-09 at 10:38 PM
jay4lyf said:
that was funny
2009-04-14 at 03:57 PM
simpsonsmastaz said:
Funny episode but as a catholic this was partially offensive but Oh well
2009-04-10 at 12:00 PM
WhoreForASmore said:
thanks bucky i've looking for that answer for a while now. ''note to self have hand reblessed''. hahahah i love ned! xD
2009-04-07 at 10:49 PM
sara said:
disgraceful
2009-03-30 at 07:59 PM
Ikaty11 said:
OMG this so rocks
2009-03-29 at 04:08 AM
monkeyturds01 said:
Omg. Love the ending!
2009-03-26 at 01:36 AM
Existantia said:
The ending on this ep is AWESOME!!
2009-03-25 at 09:42 PM
zulukilla said:
Actually, the family guy episode called the father, the son, and the holy fonz was made in 2005 and aired in December and it was in season 4. This episode of the simpsons was also made in 2005, but it was originally aired in May of 2005. So Ivan 09, don't make yourself look like an idiot by saying things you don't actually know!
2009-03-21 at 07:41 PM
myhungryhippo said:
the end is awesome!!!!!!!!
hahaha
2009-03-19 at 11:44 PM
ivan09 said:
this basicaly copied the family guy season2 title the father the son and the holy fonz which was made in 2000
2009-03-05 at 11:44 PM
EmoChloe. said:
Not to be a bother or anything, but yeah, you spelt Medieval wrong in the desc. Just wanted to point it out incase, y'kno, you needed it or something :)
2009-03-04 at 11:13 AM
Dimis said:
Best end Ever !!!!!
2009-02-24 at 07:56 PM
TheOats said:
Thisone is not loading :/
(Should I get paranoid?)
2009-02-18 at 03:08 PM
TrixieKutie7 said:
ok you guys take all of this so seriously, its just a show ok, its meant to be funny.
2009-02-06 at 08:39 PM
Bartmaninkillmode said:
This episode is fuckin asome
2009-01-25 at 12:47 AM
TOmmy! said:
wow... this would have been an interesting social commentary... back in 1992... it's like the new writers have absolutely no life experience at all... this is something i would have appreciated when i was 14...
2009-01-19 at 05:29 PM
harken said:
Lol. Best simpsons ending ever!
2009-01-14 at 08:12 AM
Rauzank said:
This site is awesome. Thanks for the kick ass vids!
2009-01-02 at 08:06 AM
dan18960 said:
god one
2008-11-28 at 03:24 AM
petercom10 said:
haha what an ending!
2008-11-22 at 02:00 PM
peltsi said:
how i gan watch this video?
2008-10-19 at 05:26 PM
ChloeAllison said:
God the end was funny! :D xx
2008-10-08 at 04:37 PM
wowfreak said:
also another thing that person who said this should be removed is too sensative its called satire get over yourself if u really like what its making fun of u shouldn't care what they say cause u can still believe /know what you want
2008-10-03 at 05:13 PM
kage0113 said:
Not every priest does that stuff to boys. It's priests that should be ashamed, not Catholics so think again
2008-09-22 at 11:14 PM
duffmensch said:
i wish id gone to more orgies! LMFAO!
2008-09-16 at 06:29 PM
bryanmc08 said:
protestants and catholics are the same, it is only little differences. but the most shocking thing about the catholic church is the priests abusing young boys, if i was a catholic i would be ashamed of this.
BIG JOCK KNEW!!!
2008-09-14 at 12:38 AM
snowballXXI said:
haha cool episode!
2008-08-30 at 12:17 PM
Diamonddylan said:
Awesome! www.myspace.com/Subpopculture87
2008-08-25 at 05:44 PM
RagDoll123 said:
Where will it be? North Korea? Iran anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Banana in charge!
lol
2008-08-04 at 10:23 PM
Bucky31 said:
Matt groening the creator of the simpsons is a methodist christian and he modeled the simpsons on his family.
2008-08-04 at 10:21 PM
Bucky31 said:
Marge religion isn't fake,the simpsons are Methodist christians except for lisa who is buddhist.
2008-08-02 at 02:17 AM
bartfan123 said:
Marge's religion is fake, so this episode is not biased.
i'm catholic, and i see nothing wrong with it! besides as Bart says its all christianity isn't?
Father Sean's voice sounded like Liam Neeson
2008-06-11 at 03:51 AM
marcel0330 said:
The Simpsons have made fun at all religions, creeds, races, colors. Its all in good fun. Thats why the show has lasted 20 years. This episode is a riot!!
2008-06-07 at 01:23 PM
RS4HHR said:
biased? who cares!!! The episode is very funny,and to be perfectly honest this is why i dont believe in any religion at all.Dont get all pious on me!!
2008-05-13 at 09:18 PM
catty said:
very funny dont know wat tht other persons talkin about. its may be biased but its good!
2008-02-22 at 01:19 PM
bartlisamaggie said:
I can´t see the end! Why?
2008-02-21 at 11:44 PM
sizzler said:
love this site but you know what they need a site were you can watch all the soprano's eps
2008-02-21 at 10:50 AM
A Guest said:
I LOVE THE ENDING
2008-02-20 at 03:21 PM
A Guest said:
thanks
2008-02-20 at 01:33 AM
A Guest said:
first