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But first, a Fox disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of same sex marraige. Parental discretion is advised. Bart and Milhouse try playing a prank on Barney, but it backfires; however, a tourist who literally just fell off a turnip truck is not as lucky. However, that tourist turns out to be a roving reporter for a TV show, and gives Springfield his lowest rating ever. In order to regain the tourist trade, Lisa suggests legalizing same-sex marriages. When Reverend Lovejoy refuses to conduct them, despite Marge's protests, Homer (who hears that he can get $200 per ceremony) joins "The e-Piscopal Church" and becomea a minister online. One prospective customer is a bit of a surprise: Patty. The surprise isn't that she's a lesbian, but that she actually found "the right woman," a professional golfer who hit Patty with a 3-wood (well, a 3-metal) when her Pro-Am partner, Krusty, ducked. However, Marge, who was all for same-sex marriages when Reverend Lovejoy refused to support them, can't bring herself to supporting Patty's marriage. She changes her mind when she sees Patty's fiancee leaving the toilet seat up and shaving, but at the ceremony, she reveals the truth by revealing Patty's fiancee's rather large Adams apple. He says that he loves her and asks her to marry him anyway, but Patty refuses to go straight, and walks out into the sunset with Selma.

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2012-02-07 at 08:32 AM MoaningLisa said:

Loved Martin saying "I'm not gay, I'm nothing yet!" Kinda hard to know what sexuality you are when you're so young, so... Good point, Martin!

2011-12-16 at 11:22 AM Wirral-Red said:

Just to clarify, it is not gay PEOPLE the Church doesn't approve of - it's the PRACTICE of homosexuality - 'Hate the sin, not the sinner'. After all, it defeats one of the main objects of human existence i.e. to reproduce. It still takes a man and a woman to do so.

2011-12-14 at 04:25 AM Vampireia said:

Someone dosn't get to choose whether they are stragt gay or bi...stuoped lovejoy.

2011-12-07 at 05:36 AM ALEXXBRO009 said:

nice throw from patty in the eye

2011-11-30 at 08:16 AM Vlad235 said:

And How Are Giant Rat Going The ATRACT Peaple!?!

2011-11-30 at 08:10 AM Vlad235 said:

You Know, Christans Should Get Off Gay Peaples Backs. Persinoly I'm Not Gay But I Have Nothing Against Peaple who Are And It's Not Up To Them Wether Or Not Thy Are Gay.

2011-09-05 at 12:25 AM Hotrootsoup said:

Really Marge? It says it in the Bible right here.
Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

2011-07-08 at 08:39 AM GreenBanana said:

0:49 Back to drunk Barney. It's like the writers don't collaborate or anything.
4:07 Thank you! I actually had time to read, think about, and enjoy them all!
4:40 Because it has nothing to do with what we were talking about, and because Springfield isn't ready for the jump to being a first-world nation...town.
7:05 That's not a lot.
7:14 Yay! Because ethics don't matter--money does!
9:34 Divorce?
11:16 She's a recurring character, but we'll treat her like a one-off for this episode alone!
11:50 Hahaha, it's funny because they only mentioned it once ever.
12:35 Where's Selma?
13:27 If you'd like to know where Flanders is this episode, press...
14:11 Oh, a guest voice, which means we'll be seeing lots of HER, so it's a good idea to marry a major tertiary character off to her.
20:35 Never were there such devoted sisters o/~

2011-07-08 at 08:14 AM GreenBanana said:

Selma is the one with the hair with two bumps, like an S. P has one bump--Patty's hair is just round.

2011-01-04 at 04:15 PM lisa simpson fan 97 said:

@cerberus rampage people have the right 2 thier own opioins so stop boring us all with long comments

2010-11-24 at 10:50 PM the shadowknight said:

gay people is funny

2010-11-15 at 11:00 PM bailey_c2010 said:

to akka and younisq8... patty is gay. selma is the one dating the ogdenviliian in Coming to Homerica. Learn your Simpsons :)

2010-11-10 at 10:23 AM luuush said:

<3 The Simpsons <3

2010-10-31 at 08:08 PM El___barto(im a girl) said:

simpson fan sean maybe thats why she turned him down. u think?

2010-10-09 at 12:53 PM djluna said:

I loved that episode and being happy living in Germany. All that anti gay and relgios stuff makes me sick. In Germany ur religion stays where it belongs. @ home

2010-09-11 at 03:24 PM lisafan30 said:

i love this episod

2010-09-04 at 11:28 PM Yasin.Gailani said:

lsn guys non of u is entitled to speak about any of the three religions based on very few knowledge about the three of them, so rather than attackin each other's religion, show the best in yours..

2010-08-12 at 12:18 AM younisq8 said:

@akka hey man coming to homearecia is after this episode so maybe she became straight think about it

2010-08-09 at 04:23 AM BartnLisa9999 said:

Pretty good, 4 stars

2010-08-05 at 08:43 PM akka said:

what this episode is confusing so marges sister is a lesbian but if u whatch the episode coming to homerica marges sister is going out with a norwegian man

2010-08-04 at 09:45 PM lisa simpson fan 97 said:

why is principel skinner @ the wedding did he go out with patty?

2010-08-03 at 06:19 PM DantheAsianMan said:

Jimbo: "Hey, That guy is shaming us."

Kerny: "My self esteem didn't need that."

hahahaha That's just classic

2010-07-30 at 01:22 AM CerberusRampage said:

o w8 no that was a diif. episode

2010-07-30 at 01:18 AM CerberusRampage said:

now fr somthing funny that i thought in the episode
LOL bart was kicking some @$$
(literally)

2010-07-30 at 01:15 AM CerberusRampage said:

PEOPLE!! LEAVE UR SEXUAL ARGUMENTS AND THOUGHT OF GAY AND STRIGHT OUT THE THE WEBSITE
im not merely on anybody's side "Keep your nose out'ta trouble and no trouble will come to you"<--- (it was in a movie)
LOOK IM STRAIGHT
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this is getting annoying! i read comments to see funny glitches they do in episodes or funy quotes or parts i can agree with
IM ON NO1s SIDE NEITHER SHOOD ANY1 if someones gay thats fr them to keep to themselves although its odd wen i see gays making out in public and wen straights r too and i kno its a sin in certain religions but if they did a sin thats there problem and fr those gays who keep saying GAYS RULE shut up becoz thats getting annoying if gays marry idc and neither shood any1 CMON THIS IS A EPISODE PEOPLE CHILL IN WHATEVER DIRECTION u can take gays as normal people and think there weird secretly and so can gays do so to straights but DOES ANYONE NEED TO TELL THE WORLD AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNO!?!?! WE GOT OTHER PROBLEMS LIKE ECONEMY and those crazy people who beleive the world is ganna end in 2 years so there doing stupid things becoz they belive in anything thats on the television(heres a quote i made up my self "its just a movie" or in this case an episode and fr those movies that say based on a true story IS THAT YOU THAT ITS BAASED ON IN THE MOVIE THAT YOURE SCARED OF?NO!!!! CMON PEOPLE
(srry fr this long comment i just coodnt help myself pls dont ban me)
in this comment i tried my best to stcik in the middle of the fence and not favor either side from the sides
but today in this world where technical upgrades are always getting better theres STILL SOMTHING CALLED RUDE SO STOP ARGUING
and that rude thing i just said goes to both sides of the patterns
--->

2010-07-28 at 12:27 PM rtb_ashraf said:

hahahaha
homer kissing an other homer!!!!!
so funny

2010-07-24 at 03:24 PM SIMPSONDIEHARDFAN said:

HEY jAKE JOHN ROGERS! i THINK I SPEAK FOR MOST MUSLIMS, WE OFFER SACRIFISE AS A RITUAL, AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT WE ARE RIGHT I AM MERELY SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT OUR RELIGON BEFORE TRASHING IT. wE DO NOT SLAUGHTER ANIMALS, WE SACRIFISE THEM AND THEY DIE QUICKLY. A QUICK DEATH. WE DO NOT KILL ANY CHRISTIANS OR OTHER RELIGEONS IF WE SEE THEM SINGING OR EATING PORK! AND AS FOR THE SUICIDE BOMBERS, THOSE ARE THE CRAZY TERRORISTS WHO HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY ATHEISTSOR OTHER MUSLIMS WHO IN TURN WERE BRAINWASHED BY ATHEISTS BEFORE

2010-07-22 at 06:41 PM she-left-me said:

if you were a real simpsons fan you would know that cartoons dont have to make sense

2010-07-22 at 11:28 AM SimpsonsfanSean said:

Patty is a lesbian!

On season 2 she almost marrys principal skinner!

This makes no sense please matt greoning think about whats happend in the past in the simpsons so it all makes sense!

(This is not a complaint, thanks for this awsome site admin I come on everyday I just made a user do I could comment on all the hard work you have done for us by making this website)

2010-07-17 at 05:21 PM the shadowknight said:

gay o it's okey o

2010-07-17 at 02:05 PM JakeJohnRogers said:

WTF guys stop taking bad about Christianity tellytubby your a fucking moron okay, I'm not trying to put you down but honestly you could have been a little more smart than that your a fucking idiot full stop.

Archie_wrath the fact that you called us sick fucks for eating pigs means your probably a Jew or a Muslim but I suppose those two religions haven't had any problem and there better than Christianity, oh no sorry I'm wrong

Jews: Often were and are the religion of the higher class and the ones who treat the lower class like shit for it. The Jews are on top of many forms of career like film industries and can and often change things to make them beneficial for other Jewish workers ever wondered why there a small frequent references to someone being a Jew in a movie?

Muslims: if you really can't figure this one out.... I don't mean to be racist but the middle east is int always looked up on so kindly by the western world for all it's religious fanatics and suicide bombings, and killing and harming innocent humans for there religious purposes, now I'm not saying they all do that but there are a few groups, and also oppressing women and sacrificing animals is pretty inhumane so is killing someone for singing or for doing something slightly different to their way of life.

And I know Catholics have had there problems but what religions haven't now I'm sorry if you find me being hostile but on so many websites there are unprovoked remarks from non-Catholics or Atheists saying similar things like

"Christians are so ignorant"

And these comments instigate a response like this which of course makes many of them act like they're still better than us even though there is almost no difference.
I do well in school and Catholicism has had almost 0 effect on my life, it's just a belief, and I think the Jewish community can relate to the years of persecution but now I think that is changing to Catholics for doing nothing. Sure maybe in the bible it says Homosexuality is wrong but I'm still for it and honestly I think if someone ifs a good person then they should and will get into heaven but still even though Catholics have slight different beliefs to what a book that's almost 2000 years old there is still persecution directed at us.

Also Catholicism could have just been a thing that was looked down upon at the time and the people who wrote the bible may have followed that and thought that it was wrong. The bible is only wrote by humans which are not perfect.

Sorry for such a long comment and I know it seemed a bit uncalled for but as I said multiple stupid things have caused a chain reaction to trigger it.

2010-06-25 at 03:31 PM CathalD123 said:

haa

2010-06-22 at 09:52 AM simpsonsrule10 said:

gays and lesbians doesn not matter its life

2010-06-19 at 11:21 AM fbookfunni123 said:

i love the song it funni ( the 1 about the gays)

2010-06-14 at 12:40 AM habsfan8363 said:

who ever thinks gay marriage is wrong are jerks

2010-06-04 at 09:14 PM tellytubby said:

Christianity's Evil:
support gay rights: support human rights, human rights centre of humanity.

Hate gays: hate human rights; evil

since Christians hate gays, my simple formula proves evil

2010-06-03 at 02:12 PM reem said:

coooooOOOOOOOooool !!!!!!

2010-04-11 at 07:06 AM bartdevilman said:

gay marriage is for losers

2010-03-26 at 04:56 AM bartdevilman said:

wow patty you fell for that guy just because he threw a golf club well i admit it i thought he was a lady too but why does homer want to make gay people happy for the sakes of it gay also means happy to you idiots gosh does any body know the second meaning of it wow people wow epic failure

2010-03-13 at 05:16 AM rbrown0824 said:

In response to archie_wrath: I am a Christian, and I'm afraid that you have a misplace view about Christ, and His role on in coming to the earth. Jesus Himself said that He did not come to abolish the law, but to fulfill it. ( Matt. 5:17) Additionally, the covenant of grace that brings freedom from the law is not license to do whatever you please. Paul says in Romans 6:1-2 that we must not continue to live in sin since we have been freed from it. As for the idea of homosexual relationships, it is not strictly an Old Testament phenomenon. Romans 1:24-27 tells us that homosexual relationships are consequence of the depraved minds of humanity, as a result of their turning away from God. Furthermore, 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 also speaks out against homosexuality. There are many other New Testament examples of this as well. My intention is not to gang up on gay people. No sin is better or worse than the other, and in that regard, heterosexuals who fornicate (or have pre-marital sex) are just as bad as homosexuals. My intention was only to respond to the flaw comments listed above that inaccurately portrayed the Christian faith.

2010-03-04 at 03:21 AM satanicmajesties said:

registered just to say that the disclaimer annoys the hell out of me.

Admin: what disclaimer?

2010-02-26 at 06:40 PM melike said:

dont fear the queer!

2010-02-12 at 09:43 AM archie_wrath said:

I guess the Christians need their own religion explained to them.
Homosexuality is forbidden in the old testament, this is true. However, when Jesus came, he did away with that which is why you can now eat pigs (you sick fucks) without going to hell. Romans 6:14b. You are not under the law anymore.
Galatians 5:14 states that the entire essence of Jesus's new law is Love God, Love Your Neighbour, Love Yourself.
So as you can see the key word is /love/ and if two people love each other regardless of race or gender, how is that in any way against the Christian ideal?
Putting a parental discresion warning on this episode is as bad as putting one on interracial marriage.

Beyond that, I still find it gross for anyone to put anything up their ass.

2009-12-24 at 03:14 AM SIMPSONFAN97 said:

lol One of my all time favourite Simpsons episodes.

2009-11-19 at 01:37 AM Hotrootsoup said:

Just for the sweet irony, I'd like to see all of the gay supporters USB ports on the back of their computers switch to male.

2009-11-08 at 01:35 AM Homerphobia said:

Great episode, but the description is a big, fat spoiler.
Thin it down!

2009-10-24 at 07:34 PM spiderpigbart said:

I don't give a damn about peoples sexuality. Or religion. I am an atheist. And liberal.

2009-09-25 at 09:16 PM ganjalf said:

These comments highlight the fact that the only really disgusting people in this world are conservatives.

2009-08-31 at 09:17 AM greeva said:

lol did fox seriously have a disclaimer on this episode?

americans are retarded lol just let people do what they want, if a man wants to stick his cock up another guys ass so be it. they have every right to get married just coz most of the U.S are weak willed religious freaks doesn't mean you should penalize others coz of your fucked up veiws

2009-08-16 at 11:54 AM renick said:

wo ho ya sex im nine!!!!!

2009-07-28 at 02:42 AM Maybs3923 said:

All you conservatives with your non-gay rights can go to hell

2009-07-14 at 04:33 AM family_guy_is_gay said:

all you retarded liberals with your gay rights can go to hell

2009-05-25 at 01:57 PM Nicola_Jane said:

I adore this episode, its one of my favourites of all time. I'm glad they are putting up-to-date issues into episodes. I'm pro gay marriage all the way!

2009-05-17 at 08:14 AM ryuho209 said:

As a society grows and becomes more advanced, so do our ideas and beliefs. Religion is not an outdated belief, but the belief that we as a people do not have a right to join in holy matrimony someone that we love, other than in a straight marriage that society can only accept that might loveless.

2009-04-16 at 12:26 AM Dearest said:

i wonder when the homophobes/religious people are going to start realizing that there are more and more homosexuals coming out of the closest.
i bet when they do notice, they're going to think it's the Apocalypse xD
in case you didnt know this: marriage is about love, not about gender
get with the times, man =]

2009-04-13 at 08:52 AM Crossbones said:

I do really like homer hes cool but remember that was looking at himself and he wanted to be gay with himself ewwwwwww

2009-04-12 at 06:52 AM GayBunny said:

Being homosexual is wrong because a bunch of ignorant true "faggots" of the world say so? I concur.

2009-04-10 at 03:59 PM 9Torres said:

Why at 13:56 does Bart have his hair flat, then in the next scene he has it spiked when Homer is strangling him?

2009-04-10 at 07:31 AM WhoreForASmore said:

*shudders* this episode was creep :S

2009-04-10 at 07:09 AM WhoreForASmore said:

bonesaw- you're an idiot

2009-04-03 at 10:46 PM christhjian said:

Well that was a bit gay... and not vey intelligent either.

But... who cares, that was just sooo funny ;D

2009-04-01 at 08:48 AM bonesaw said:

none of us stright guys want to see guys kissing each other, but, come on stright guys, admit it with me, we sure like seening women getting it on, don't we.

2009-03-30 at 03:23 AM Sinist3r Punk said:

Wow dominusluna you better be pretty thankful I don't know where you live
Same goes for you hunt3r
Arrogant pricks like you two make me sick

2009-03-22 at 06:05 AM myhungryhippo said:

really good esp.

well tahts the end for dad....

"why?"

2009-02-10 at 12:38 PM charritoswanitos said:

the description was too long it ruined the whole thing

2009-02-07 at 04:59 PM PandaStew said:

could the admin please delete the homophobic and hateful comments? this is unneeded.

Admin: Sorry, I try to clean up the best i can daily.. some must slip through.

2008-12-10 at 11:45 AM hunt3r said:

This episode sucked. Same sex marriage is messed up

2008-10-22 at 01:31 PM gizamojo said:

once again, video not found. most of this season and season 17 wont play

2008-10-14 at 01:43 PM KonatasMagicalDS said:

There is nothing wrong with lesbians marrying, hell I'm lesbian and I married in California. (And before someone says anything, I'm not butch and I don't fit any of the stereotypes). I don't get why they have to put "parental discretion" for something like that. The one thing I like about watching the Simpsons is that everything is a joke, so I don't get offended by it.

2008-10-11 at 02:45 AM BOXFRESH99 said:

why does it say VIDEO NOT FOUND? I HAVE GOT VLC!

Admin: try a different browser..

2008-10-03 at 09:13 PM simpsonsenlighten said:

"I use NON-diseased meat from Diseased animals." ROFL!
"Here's another surprise Marge. I like beer!" Homer. You're being mean. : - |

...wait a second!
Pattie went out with Principal Skinner in Season 2 or 3!
What's up with this!

Homer! Stop strangling Bart you oversized Buffoon! You're better than that.

"oh...I love you Homer." "No. I love you Homer." So Funneee!!! This show is irreverent and relevant and hilarious.

"Just because you're a lesbian, doesn't make you less of a being." Marge is so punny...i mean funny.

2008-09-27 at 02:47 PM dominusluna said:

Pretty vile episode. Kissing and cuddling queers.Case and point: Homer making out with his fat bald self and a bunch of fat bald stupid homer children prancing around.Pretty funny stuff but the bearded homos kissing makes me glad that most chicks shave their cooch. Beard to beard is just sick.PS: I wish the ugly kissing dykes were cutiepie lesbos instead. Another blow for gay rights from the hated FOX network. Shove that up your intolerant asses liberal scum.

2008-04-02 at 12:23 AM Shaolin_sKunk said:

GOM Player works just as well and has a TON of useful features.

google it.

2008-03-21 at 04:41 PM joe said:

thanks

1970-01-01 at 01:00 AM ezr0 said:

Use VLC Media Player Only!

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