The Simpsons 1612 Goo Goo Gai Pan Times Watched: 405893 Comments: 44 Rating:
Selma has a severe hot flash while giving Mr. Burns his driving test. Dr. Hibbert explains (with help from a video starring Robert Wagner) that Selma is experiencing the onset of menopause. Selma, forgetting the problems she had with Bart and Lisa in "Selma's Choice", decides she wants a baby rather than grow old alone. Adoption is suggested, but the Springfield orphanage is empty. Lisa suggests adopting a baby girl from China. One problem: the Chinese government only allows married couples to adopt. No problem; Selma writes down a name for her husband - Homer's - and "The Simpsons are going to China!" (with Marge acting as Bart and Lisa's nanny) so Selma and Homer can pick up the baby together.
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Comments: 44 (All Comments)
2011-09-10 at 04:29 PM
hairycanary said:
does selma have a daughter after this?? ive not seen any where she does...
2011-09-10 at 02:27 PM
hairycanary said:
Smithers: sir! thank god the airbags activated!
Monty: those are my lungs!!
hahaha lol
2011-07-08 at 08:47 PM
GreenBanana said:
2:27 I am!?
2:44 Which is sort of what happens DURING menstruation...wait a minute.
3:00 Or you could have just gotten your tubes tied years ago and partied hard.
4:44 She said skoal, and the hicks showed up. Coincidence?
5:11 You have to go out into the woods to find them because they're just so morally sound over there.
5:48 Except there could be people with the same name as MacGuyver who aren't in TV.
8:53 Like our government disappearing vans!
9:46 Oh, so in China there's no forgiveness I see.
10:12 Do communists not believe in burial or cremation?
10:50 You know something? I don't believe you.
11:44 Where the hell's Maggie? And when does Lisa get drunk at Duff Gardens?
12:08 It's kind of hard to get mad at such a backwards and superstitious value system.
15:30 Haha, because the rich won't cut the poor and break and the poor are all self-haters.
20:50 What's that there gay dragon doing there!?
20:59 Why, are your Koreans getting kidnapped by North Korea?
21:36 Wow, that was a good DVD extra.
2011-07-03 at 06:35 PM
Fulhamfan7070 said:
The video host is a corrupt liar, this was my first episode i had watched after waiting an hour, and after 17:14 it told me i had watched 75 minutes of footage. Get a better host...
2010-11-13 at 05:24 PM
mobin1 said:
3 star
2010-08-12 at 07:48 PM
OL77 said:
"feast on my shorts man!"
2010-08-09 at 07:41 AM
BartnLisa9999 said:
The singing dragons was the best part, 5 stars!
2010-08-04 at 10:42 PM
lisa simpson fan 97 said:
where is maggie in all of this?
2010-08-03 at 09:11 PM
El___barto(im a girl) said:
cute baby
2010-08-03 at 05:18 AM
homer_aholic said:
The dragons were awesome.
2010-08-03 at 05:18 AM
homer_aholic said:
The dragons were awesome.
2010-08-03 at 05:18 AM
homer_aholic said:
The dragons were awesome.
2010-07-10 at 09:47 PM
simpsons love said:
i LOL'ED at the end when homer was trying to take the panda and he said "but it loves me" lol
2010-07-05 at 11:01 AM
fader said:
omg! the dragons were hilarious hahaha
2010-06-30 at 02:24 PM
clarenceD said:
she is in the movie as the guy at the carnavals wife(s) becuse shes fetured as a saimese twin
2010-06-25 at 04:05 PM
CathalD123 said:
its patty(:
2010-06-22 at 09:56 AM
simpsonsrule10 said:
ummm is selma gay or is that patty?
2010-06-15 at 02:53 AM
McSkillet said:
all of season 16 isnt working
2010-05-12 at 05:15 PM
moe sizlack said:
what happend to the baby know?
2010-04-29 at 11:55 PM
Fredrikorex said:
Don't they make fun of China a bit much?
2010-03-17 at 05:38 PM
gangsterbean said:
singing dragons were cool
2009-11-02 at 04:03 PM
stilwing said:
slow man, slow 2nd coment ..
2009-11-02 at 04:02 PM
stilwing said:
slow buff eh?
2009-10-18 at 06:14 PM
jorge75042 said:
American men are going home. Now we sleep for a thousand years. When we wake, the world will end.
2009-10-01 at 06:51 PM
Becky Fashion said:
Best episode ever! Goo goo Simpsons!
2009-10-01 at 05:30 AM
myhungryhippo said:
tv fashion
2009-09-09 at 03:42 AM
pilotmaster72 said:
when in the movie?
2009-08-31 at 01:45 PM
Blue_smartie said:
ling is in several other episodes, including the wife aquatic and rome-old and julie-eh.she's also in the movie
2009-08-22 at 09:18 PM
lisa'sponyepisode said:
what happend to ling? shes not in any other episodes
2009-06-18 at 06:00 PM
simpsonsimpathy123 said:
cool ep!
2009-06-14 at 12:50 PM
dis good said:
where was maggie? in dis ep?
2009-06-09 at 07:03 PM
Lil'Actress said:
"the man who broke a dragons heeeeeaaaart!!!" lol, I love that bit....so random!! :)
2009-04-26 at 12:37 PM
Simpsons-Rule123 said:
that was a mint ep i liked wen that man told us how 2 draw bart!! I LUV THIS WEBSITE XX
2009-04-07 at 10:01 PM
Shiggsy said:
charritoswanitos, although the Hammer and Sickle symbol was originally used by the Bolsheviks, it is now synonymous with communism and communist countries around the world including... China! there are a couple of former Eastern Bloc countries that still use it on their flag as well I think
2009-03-14 at 02:33 AM
myhungryhippo said:
better the second time arouynd
2009-02-10 at 01:20 PM
charritoswanitos said:
the china sign was actually a soviet sign
2009-02-10 at 01:20 PM
charritoswanitos said:
the china sign was actually a soviet sign
2009-02-10 at 01:20 PM
charritoswanitos said:
the china sign was actually a soviet sign
2009-01-30 at 01:51 AM
Sevlen said:
This was a good ep
2008-12-21 at 03:20 PM
puppylover8 said:
Wow! i already commented about a minute ago. For some reason... i keep using double space well just wanted 2 say GREAT EPISODE! lol
2008-12-21 at 03:17 PM
puppylover8 said:
who knows what one is the one where homer goes around peoples houses protecting babys?
I really want to know also this is the best simpson site ever!
2008-11-25 at 06:55 PM
willyb2008 said:
hi mofuckerv loving dis site
2008-09-26 at 11:23 AM
elisamet said:
GREATEST EPISODE EVER !!!!!!
2008-05-30 at 04:49 PM
ashcat said:
The panda bit was hilarious