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May 25th, 2012

The Simpsons 318 Separate Vocations Times Watched: 308167 Comments: 25 Rating:

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After taking the Career Aptitude Normalization Test, or CANT test, Lisa finds out she's more suited to be a homemaker, while Bart is more suited to be a police officer. While Bart enjoys his taste of authority, Lisa turns into a bad kid. NOTES: Steve Allen guest stars voices.

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2011-10-18 at 12:04 AM dexterror said:

I tell ya, they only come out at night

2010-11-02 at 03:14 AM El___barto(im a girl) said:

LISA : I,LL SMOKE IT IN CLASS. WHAT EVER! today i i fell asleep for like 10 minutes in class. she did not even freaken know! and during science i ate a poptart then in realated arts i got up like every 2 minutes to ask a questoin but realy i was looking in the aswer key the whole time.and then i kept makig fun of this BLONDE chick who wouldnt stop talking so i told her a dumb blode joke here it is ....why did the blonde die from drinking milk the cow fell on her she sat there and stared at me then i got in trouble with the assitant princaple (rumor goin around sayin i cut myself NOT TRUE) all of that in 1 day

2010-09-12 at 04:20 AM frew4 said:

wow, locker scene is my favorite

2010-08-22 at 12:12 AM El___barto(im a girl) said:

dear lord ! XD

2010-08-13 at 02:01 PM akka said:

love the old lady in the window well its aboute time

2010-08-07 at 07:57 AM El___barto(im a girl) said:

im bad but i have the bad girl bathroom but i would never smoke

2010-07-24 at 06:46 PM alek69er said:

lol lisa is badass like me xD

2010-07-22 at 02:52 AM shootingstar27 said:

massive

2010-07-21 at 07:36 AM El___barto(im a girl) said:

omg lisa acting like a bad ass omg !

2010-05-29 at 09:13 PM BartnLisa9999 said:

Bart is good and Lisa is bad?!? LOL That's funny!
This deserves 5 stars!

2010-04-15 at 05:18 PM fender111 said:

@LiSa<3

rules for commenting no dead link reporting all you do is press the report dead episode button it is so easier than saying it in comments

2010-04-03 at 06:12 PM alexscaun said:

"and when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money" hahaha

2010-02-03 at 02:12 AM miss_hell said:

aw man, this just gave me a flashback! For some reason I remember seeing this episode advertised on Sky One back in the day. It seems so weird that it was so long ago!!!

Great episode by the way.....

2010-01-25 at 10:29 PM crazy-for-bart said:

i knew lisa would never last as a bad kid bart would never stay a good kid simple math

2010-01-12 at 03:25 PM myhungryhippo said:

good

2009-11-07 at 11:38 PM LiSa <3 said:

Why does all the videos say "video not found" i love this website but lately it has been doing that to me. Could some one help me, please!

2009-08-27 at 04:47 AM bmartinez1997 said:

why did lisa get away from it. she deserve punishment for being a little bitch

2009-06-09 at 05:49 AM myhungryhippo said:

2:17 says there airport is in iowa

2009-06-02 at 05:49 PM mikilouis said:

haha 600 days

2009-03-22 at 12:28 PM Mr.Bont said:

the music at 19:46 is a slightly modified version of "Axel F", the popular theme song from the 1984 film Beverly Hills Cop, and later remixed by Crazy Frog

2009-03-19 at 02:01 PM Givijoarna said:

does someone know what the musics name is at 19:46?
i have searched for it but with no result :(

2008-10-26 at 11:01 AM MrsElBarto said:

there's nothing wrong with them, the Simpsons are still the best.

They're all great to watch.

2008-10-03 at 09:08 PM jratmuus said:

This is a fun episode to watch :) Cool

2008-04-01 at 08:26 AM kspears said:

these old episodes are great but the new ones in my opinion aint it seems their running out of ideas but they are getting better

2008-02-18 at 02:51 PM A Guest said:

Would somebody tell me what's wrong with these Simpsons episodes today?

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