The Simpsons 1709 Simpsons Christmas Stories Times Watched: 460124 Comments: 49 Rating:
It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: "The First D'oh-El" (no, I'm not going to call it "The First (ANNOYED GRUNT)-El") - when Reverend Lovejoy can't make it to church to deliver the Christmas sermon because of a train wreck (a model train wreck, that is), he asks Ned to deliver it, but when Ned gets a paper cut, it becomes The Gospel According to Homer, with Marge as Mary and Bart as Jebus Jesus # "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus" - in a World War II flashback, Grampa and Mr. Burns end up stuck on a deserted island where Burns shoots down Santa Claus # "The Nutcracker...Sweet" - to the music of Tchaikovsky's ballet, everyone prepares for Christmas in their usual way, including Moe trying to kill himself and Homer forgetting to buy Marge a present
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Comments: 49 (All Comments)
2012-02-03 at 09:36 AM
MoaningLisa said:
Meh. The last part was okay.
2012-01-21 at 08:03 PM
qsc said:
moe tryng to kill himself. hilarious tryes.
ps. ï hate you akka
2011-06-19 at 06:49 AM
EEOO6190 said:
akka i hate u
2011-03-10 at 06:45 PM
pengocent said:
Didn't load, it's one of my favourite episodes as well! Aw-ful!
2010-12-06 at 02:18 AM
Indy12 said:
heh heh heh. sodomy joke. heh
2010-10-29 at 11:56 PM
hairycanary said:
oh ye and at school in the orchestra we played the entire nutcracker suite (the original one)
2010-10-29 at 11:40 PM
hairycanary said:
i thought the angel gabriel was a dude... anyway, dr nick is ssoooooo dumb, cesar didnt invent the sizarian u iddiot
...
what 2 rite...
i know
i need a present 4 ma wife or ill have no sex 4 life
i still hav 2 bake a xmas piie
im gunna get dad a lousy tie
aw, grampa is so cute (not like attractive) but hes like really sad all the time sumthmes i think the simpsons are too mean to him, sepecially when they all hide on xmas eve... even marge! n shes always tryin to get homer to like her mom... the second story is cool.
2010-09-29 at 04:12 PM
mobin1 said:
granpa *
2010-09-29 at 04:11 PM
mobin1 said:
grandpas story was Gr8 !! :)
2010-08-31 at 11:25 PM
liontaras said:
what is the last song from the nutcracker in the last scene when homer and marge exchange gifts?it's so wonderful...admin?or anyone who may know?5 stars!
2010-08-20 at 08:10 PM
djluna said:
Funny that Granpa was everywhere in WW2 ^^
Is there one place whetre he hasn´t been.
2010-08-10 at 05:44 AM
anderz said:
it's the kind of episode that makes you want it to be Christmas
2010-08-08 at 01:11 AM
BartnLisa9999 said:
This is a very beautiful episode, and I loved the Nutcracker Sweet! 5 stars
2010-07-27 at 10:42 AM
SIMPSONDIEHARDFAN said:
unlike most of these kind of episodes this had only two stories
2010-07-25 at 01:05 PM
exeCUTEclothing said:
" ***** " 5 Stars!!! :D I LOOOVED this episode! <3 Sooo funny and all around good! I usually get turned off by holiday episodes before I even watch them, but this is def a favorite episode of mine now :) Watch it.
2010-07-20 at 02:24 PM
erin7698 said:
COOL
2010-07-17 at 05:58 PM
akka said:
reindeer perfoming cpr hilarious
2010-07-07 at 08:16 PM
fader said:
the ending....now thats what i call love
2010-05-27 at 02:05 AM
55kellogs66 said:
someone please please please tell me the name of the song thats playing while young grampa simpson is fixing up santa's sleigh and dancing. i've been trying to find the name of that song for ages! its really bothering me! please help!
2010-04-07 at 08:05 PM
Rogga said:
good episode :D
2010-02-07 at 02:23 PM
robynjaja said:
18 wheels and they've all missed me. ROFL
2009-12-28 at 08:40 PM
eat my shorts 54324 said:
Hi im here to say most episodes for on google chrome aswell
2009-11-28 at 04:43 AM
sjp9799 said:
cold link!!!!!!!!!!why why why!!!!waaaaaaaaaaaaa
im even using firefox
help me mighty admin
2009-11-14 at 11:09 PM
Sevlen said:
so so funny =)
2009-08-27 at 03:49 PM
l said:
Help I have gone to every epidsode on this web site and none are working can you please fix it because there is nothing i can watch most of these i haven't seen in a long time. And i want watch them AGAIN SO FIX IT!!!!!!!
Admin: Firefox!
2009-08-20 at 01:19 AM
Morty116 said:
Admin Please help! or someone! The song when homer comes home and sees marge infront of the fireplace with a present in her hands and homer has forgotten.. WHats the name of that song?? Ihave litteraly searched EVERY! please??
2009-04-24 at 11:52 PM
myhungryhippo said:
"yes i have a brother and i'll never speak of him again"
2009-04-14 at 12:29 PM
maggieROX said:
LOL that is so funny
18 wheels and they all missed me!!
LOL <3
2009-04-05 at 08:43 PM
Dobett said:
in the first part after homer and skinner fight around when skinner and hommer look at Bart they show barts halo it shows an infinity car sign
2009-03-11 at 10:15 PM
ak-alexio said:
i can onl wach half i dont know why
2009-02-17 at 02:29 PM
Hyamena said:
wow i ususaly h8 singing episodes. but this was awesome
2009-02-10 at 11:44 AM
Lord_matrix said:
now i see it
but.. it only song then black back
2009-02-10 at 11:39 AM
Lord_matrix said:
hi..
why i see black sreen only..
2009-02-06 at 03:22 PM
charritoswanitos said:
y does this keep freezing where mr.burns steals the airplane/santas sleigh
2008-12-01 at 01:30 PM
bartman621 said:
thank u its the best episode ever and you brought it back thank u
2008-11-29 at 08:40 PM
farfenoogen said:
Great episode
(don't call me a whiner because of this, but graboid isn't all that great. If you want, I can look for other alternates and post them)
Admin: we arent saying they are amazing.. but they offer episodes to download and this is what people want until i can offer it myself here.
2008-11-19 at 06:03 PM
D'oh!!! said:
It says:episode not found =(,it sed the same thing wis some other episodes,but this site still rocks!!
2008-11-10 at 04:08 PM
majmun said:
i'm so glad and my happiness is so big coz i finally can watch my simpsons.but i have a problem i cant watch episodes till the end.couple of minutes before the end it stopd.
2008-11-01 at 07:47 PM
jratmuus said:
Love this episode; I think my favorite segment of the show would have to be the third one :)
2008-09-22 at 07:08 PM
hubble144 said:
i think its the right episode now
2008-09-15 at 07:07 PM
Bendik said:
Wrong episode, but funny nontheless. :)
2008-09-07 at 08:19 AM
joghurtgumi said:
Ai Carramba! It's the wrong episode!
2008-09-02 at 10:26 PM
kittieroxsohard said:
This about football, not Christmas!
2008-09-02 at 06:04 AM
millennium said:
Hey, this is a wrong episode. This is not even about Christmas.
2008-09-01 at 04:30 AM
jratmuus said:
I was able to try a different website to watch this episode, and this is one of my favorites. Watchthesimpsonsonline.com is still the best place to be.
Admin: Our copy works great. Why go else where?
2008-08-29 at 05:03 PM
topaz72 said:
this is the rong episode?!?!?!?
2008-08-29 at 05:01 PM
topaz72 said:
great episode thnxs!!
2008-03-07 at 03:30 PM
A Guest said:
thanks
2008-02-18 at 01:32 PM
dado00 said:
what is this player? it needs a plugin with firfox but there is no plugin:S