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It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: "The First D'oh-El" (no, I'm not going to call it "The First (ANNOYED GRUNT)-El") - when Reverend Lovejoy can't make it to church to deliver the Christmas sermon because of a train wreck (a model train wreck, that is), he asks Ned to deliver it, but when Ned gets a paper cut, it becomes The Gospel According to Homer, with Marge as Mary and Bart as Jebus Jesus # "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus" - in a World War II flashback, Grampa and Mr. Burns end up stuck on a deserted island where Burns shoots down Santa Claus # "The Nutcracker...Sweet" - to the music of Tchaikovsky's ballet, everyone prepares for Christmas in their usual way, including Moe trying to kill himself and Homer forgetting to buy Marge a present