The Simpsons 1719 Girls Just Want to Have Sums Times Watched: 741228 Comments: 100 Rating:
When Principal Skinner makes a comment at "Stab-A-Lot" (the Itchy & Scratchy musical) that girls aren't as good as math as boys, he is replaced by a new principal who separates the school into boys' and girls' schools. When Lisa discovers that the girls aren't being taught anything about math, she tries disguising herself as a boy so she can learn "real" math, but when she ends up on the receiving end of a Nelson beating, she gets Bart to teach her how to act like a boy.
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Comments: 100 (All Comments)
2012-05-19 at 10:47 PM
Osmium said:
Do it Lisa! You will always be greater than or equal to boys!
Even though you're only 8, you're possibilities are infiniittee
-music stops, long pause-
...
TWENTY-SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!
100th comment btw
2012-04-19 at 09:14 PM
jamescce said:
Poor Ralph :-( feeling bad for him !
2012-02-04 at 07:05 AM
MoaningLisa said:
I'm a feminist and this entire episode put my teeth on edge. >.< It makes us look ridiculous. Sigh.
2011-12-27 at 06:54 AM
snake2065 said:
20:56 owned
2011-12-10 at 09:25 AM
SoloWingPixy said:
Wow, I was really surprised at Milhouse saying he dated Lisa but had to break up with her because she was too clingy. What a jerk. There went any sympathy I had for him over his crush for Lisa.
2011-09-18 at 10:11 AM
adrian6789 said:
if i was there i would be like toilet want to fight
2011-09-12 at 12:53 AM
TXRider said:
GreenBanana, 'Lion King on Broadway' was amazing. Have you even seen it? Brilliant. What's not brilliant is your apparent attempts to sound cool and smart by making slapstick comments about every few minutes in the show.
2011-07-10 at 04:56 AM
GreenBanana said:
1:33 Oh jesus christ--THE STAGE IS UP THERE, ASSHOLES. USE IT.
1:44 Is this more unworthy pop culture reference? I believe it was the Lion King live musical that wasn't watched here.
2:26 I love how ineffectual Lisa's attempts at interpretation are.
2:39 Oh, BORING.
3:16 Jesus fucking christ--WE CAN SEE YOU BEHIND THEM.
4:38 Good, we've reached the poorly contrived segue into main plot--now we can forget this Itchy and Scratchy crap.
5:47 Media peer pressure. Can we move on?
6:22 And thus is summed up every diversity dichotomy ever since time began. When does the subplot start?
7:10 Yay, apartheid! I love diversity!
7:38 To be around gay little children?
6:17 And I think a caveperson came up with this plot. Lampooning crappy musicals as if they're a major part of our society seems like a better story by comparison now.
9:06 She's on the wrong side.
20:15 No shit, Sherlock. Dig deeper.
2011-06-03 at 10:11 PM
simpsonfan456 said:
the girls school is so better than the boys
simpsons rock
2011-05-18 at 01:28 PM
marquista96 said:
good episode :D
2011-05-08 at 05:49 PM
Timmy-ghost said:
Whats the name of that song with the girl singing about boys?
2010-11-25 at 09:30 PM
lisa simpson fan 97 said:
lol wats lisa complaining about no maths woohoo
2010-10-30 at 01:03 AM
rorypete said:
i love this site and the simpsons i want more episodes SINPSONS 4eZVAH!
2010-09-11 at 12:54 PM
cynder the dragon said:
WERE IS IT!!!
2010-08-25 at 02:04 PM
Bart4423 said:
please fix it
2010-08-20 at 08:36 PM
djluna said:
Dear Admin,
please fix that episode. It is still not working for me.
2010-08-18 at 03:42 PM
akka said:
not working admin fix this
2010-08-14 at 02:24 AM
BartnLisa9999 said:
Damn! Lisa gave Martin the chair!! 4 stars
2010-07-22 at 11:32 AM
SimpsonsfanSean said:
THIS IS NOT A COMPLAINT!!!
Please Admin help make this work I have tried everything and it doesnt show it doesnt even work on my friends computer.
If you could give me anymore ideas on how to get this fixed please tell me
Admin: its flagged to be fixed :)
2010-07-15 at 09:59 AM
djluna said:
I can´t watch this episode at all. The player is not working.
2010-06-19 at 03:14 PM
dothebartman312 said:
Poor Ralph !! he's soo nice !! And Funny !! :P lol
2010-06-19 at 01:50 PM
dothebartman312 said:
awesome Episode !!
GO SIMPSONS !! :)
2010-06-01 at 02:55 AM
eaglet17 said:
the best thing I can ever be, is to be ok with me! :P 27! lmao
2010-05-14 at 10:06 PM
moomoofly39 said:
toilet lol
2010-05-13 at 12:57 PM
conso said:
first to rate :) 3/5
2010-04-01 at 07:03 PM
CrashDown said:
Just a white sheet...
2010-03-05 at 03:42 PM
setyourselfonfire said:
I wish I could watch these episodes in full-screen again; ever since a lot of the ep's went onto the zshare player I can only watch them at normal size as the option to expand to full screen is being blocked by the parameters of the actual web page. I have the latest firefox and it still does it. Does anyone else have the same problem? If only the video window on the page template was 20px wider!
Admin: This is being fixed soon!
2010-03-04 at 01:20 AM
ralphwiggum#1 said:
These dots are itchy!
2010-02-25 at 08:33 PM
floralove said:
it's soo bad it dosen't work aaaahhh and i realy wanna watch it
2010-01-18 at 11:29 AM
timfoxxy_236 said:
Teehee I love what Lisa did at the end! :P
2010-01-09 at 03:46 AM
kosovar said:
holy cow this is a weird video man thats so creeepy uhhhhhhhh.... wat did i say hello son of a ##@@@
2010-01-01 at 08:43 PM
so king5 said:
and that woud be cool if the boys would have paintings from male artists like Da Vinci cus the girsl had female artists paintings on the walls :D
2010-01-01 at 08:40 PM
so king5 said:
natasha, the song was breaking the law by judas priest.
2009-12-09 at 09:17 AM
ralij said:
Vid is working now, thanks Admin! Great episode :)
2009-11-26 at 02:39 AM
lemonsare said:
hey admin, this episode doesnt work:
video not found: http://www.cold-link.com/r.php....then the numbers and letter stuff
this problems occurs in several videos
admins might want to check this out.
2009-11-21 at 06:18 AM
ralij said:
im getting a message that says this playlist is not a valid xml file for pretty much every episode. I am usig firefox. Help please.
2009-11-15 at 05:50 AM
Sevlen said:
your a worse version of Hitler!!
2009-11-08 at 05:34 AM
morgzgirl said:
all episodes not working for me
and i have brand new laptop.
so its not that.
2009-11-05 at 07:54 PM
ITDOESNTWORK!! said:
Admin why are all the vids broken i know this is just my comp. but for some reason every video i go on has cold link (dead vid) help!!
2009-11-04 at 03:58 PM
spl911 said:
...27!... Fking LOL!
2009-11-02 at 12:39 AM
monty B said:
how would i use fire fox?
2009-10-24 at 04:40 PM
Natasha333 said:
i like this episode but i hate maths i also LOVE this
site thanks guys whats the song when otto lets the boys out? please answer
2009-10-18 at 11:10 PM
RainbowSky said:
If an episode doesn't work or says acces denied: USE FIREFOX! That always works for me.
2009-10-14 at 11:11 AM
-maria-- said:
why i cant watch the video it says that video not found or acces denied
2009-10-03 at 08:29 AM
wickedstar said:
it's a new computer tooooo
2009-10-03 at 08:29 AM
wickedstar said:
it didnt work and this computer is fine
lol
2009-09-16 at 08:15 PM
eestlane said:
shut up idiot
2009-09-05 at 05:49 PM
LilMaggieSimpson said:
Im a girl but i want 2 be with the boys cause im a tomboy
also that was fab!
2009-08-31 at 11:56 PM
Simson said:
What is a song which Otto plays when he frees boys from the cage...
2009-07-22 at 03:18 AM
myhungryhippo said:
how do numbers make u feel
2009-07-21 at 09:51 PM
Andr31 said:
It loads so slowly lately
2009-07-19 at 03:26 AM
loveanglebuttercup said:
every vid that i have never seen it always says vid not found what can i do
2009-06-26 at 11:57 AM
Theblob said:
season 17 dosn't work :'( my favorite season but you guys doing a great job
Admin: use firefox works perfectly
2009-06-21 at 12:41 PM
whiskey_puppet said:
hey amn, this site and admin are doing an awsome job and i love this site!. the episodes are good quality and they are always trying to fix the ones that arnt that good so give 'em a break.
keep up the good work admin!
2009-06-19 at 07:28 PM
LuvDaSimpsons said:
I LUV MATHS IT'S SO FUN!!!!
2009-05-31 at 09:07 PM
Miktendo said:
love the end!
2009-05-28 at 10:09 AM
supercool365 said:
who ever says its not working
BUY A NEW COMPUTER
THE EPISODE IT FINE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-05-28 at 10:09 AM
supercool365 said:
who ever says its not working
BUY A NEW COMPUTER
THE EPISODE IT FINE WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2009-04-28 at 11:53 PM
westyboy92 said:
my fav ep i love the itchy and scratchy play. this is what i thnk of when i work
2009-04-16 at 09:07 PM
simpsonslover sweden said:
very good episode season 17 is one of the best seasons i love all simpsons charaters
2009-04-15 at 02:15 PM
simpsonsrulz said:
it is such a gd episode i love it it is the only time i dont hate lisa lmao
2009-04-14 at 04:02 PM
cocanero said:
how to play a movie my screen is white......????
2009-04-11 at 03:03 PM
WhoreForASmore said:
one of my favourite episodes. this is pretty much the only time i didn't hate lisa. since she started pretending she was a guy she was less meddling and stuck up.
2009-04-06 at 10:51 PM
devilsdesendent said:
it sucked at the end not really funny.
2009-04-01 at 02:40 PM
poisonedcandy said:
This episode works for me...
And omg, I loved it! :D
Hilarious.
2009-03-27 at 09:48 PM
rosebud19960 said:
WOO go lisa!
Twenty Seven! :D lol
2009-03-24 at 12:43 AM
EL_BARTO_C said:
If Any EPisodes Apear to Be Dead Just REfresh PAge A few times. DOnt just try once and then start complaining...
2009-03-20 at 03:53 PM
Simpson-fan1 said:
nice...
2009-03-17 at 08:31 PM
virgis7 said:
lisa rules LISA GO LISA YOU RULE BUT BART RULES MORE
2009-03-15 at 09:14 PM
claudiathesimpson97 said:
I love the site but why do some videos not work??
The ones ive seen work but the ones ive not seen dont work!!!!!!!
2009-02-07 at 08:12 AM
Zahed said:
Admin i have a question
i lik you'r site but this episode doesn't work with me
what do i have to do to make it work again ?
2009-01-29 at 09:21 PM
chinzz said:
"27" LOLLL!!!
2008-12-05 at 04:30 PM
candyhaakon said:
cool
2008-11-13 at 09:40 PM
Ghost420 said:
I love your site but...
This video cuts out at 12 minutes :(
2008-11-03 at 05:01 PM
iloveinuyasha said:
i love this episode its abit like westlake girls and boys lol realy with girls and boys separate but simpsons Springfield elementary has the building cut into boys side +girls
2008-11-03 at 01:48 PM
I lk CHEESE!!!!!! said:
Where is maggie when the rest are at the itchy and scratchy thing??
2008-10-31 at 02:21 AM
smokey said:
OH WAIT There seems to be a probblem i cant seem to report episodes not working becuase the god damn button is disableed so what now??????? ehh?? give me your god damn site you useless i could have this site work like clock work with no missin episodes oh wait im pissed ignore me but....seriously its damn annoying when episodes dont work granted this one does but others dont and u disable the f-in button? are you damn crazy??????!!!!
Admin: Sadly people abuse things such as the report button so i must disable it till such time when people grow up and i fix the episodes which are truly dead.
2008-10-28 at 07:05 PM
LisasNumberOneFan said:
It says 'video not found'. I know that this is NOT the place to report dead episodes, but what are we to do? Can you fix it again, please?
2008-10-20 at 03:47 PM
Commies! said:
"Wanna play Guns?" :P
2008-10-12 at 03:50 AM
dodgerboy86 said:
This video isn't working for me at all in Firefox or Explorer :(
Admin: good thing i added a "report dead video" button then.. and no its not the chat box :) Things get fixed faster if you use that button. Thanks.
2008-09-27 at 04:58 AM
ramessi said:
great episode, works for me to
2008-09-25 at 07:18 PM
georgiamerrick said:
i cant get it to start
2008-09-22 at 08:26 AM
lutsi said:
works for me
2008-07-30 at 12:09 AM
leahmerie said:
Is this video still available?? I would appreciate any help . . . File not found . . . Tried several times! :P
2008-07-27 at 05:40 AM
kassel said:
Is there any chance that someone have the name for the songs in the beginning of this episode? whould realy like to have them. They are soo kool ;)
2008-07-07 at 02:57 AM
weasle620 said:
song at the very very end like last two or three seconds
2008-06-30 at 02:56 PM
-Elizabeth- said:
I have the latest version of firefox and everything :(
2008-06-30 at 02:54 PM
-Elizabeth- said:
It just keeps saying "404 File error found" every time I try to watch it =[
Could you suggest anything that would make it would?
2008-06-27 at 07:11 AM
36puppy$hot36 said:
i love thise show LOL
2008-06-25 at 11:55 PM
bdswim1 said:
fix please
Admin: Fixed :)
2008-06-24 at 02:05 AM
metalhead8888888 said:
is this website not compatible with firefox 3.
Admin: yes it is lol. Considering i built it while owning firefox 3..
2008-06-23 at 01:38 AM
Ryan094 said:
Please can you fix this episode. I really want to watch this episode. ALl it says is file not found.
2008-06-19 at 10:05 PM
NekoTenjin said:
Can't watch it been trying to for 3 months the videos broken please try to fix it.
Admin: Fixed :)
2008-05-10 at 11:16 PM
GimmeFiction said:
I love this episode, and I love this site!
Thanks for doing all this work just so people can watch The Simpsons whenever they want. I tell all my friends about it!
2008-04-27 at 10:44 AM
jfgho said:
cooooooooooooooool
2008-04-18 at 09:47 PM
ishan267 said:
its dead it has been for a month
2008-03-15 at 04:41 PM
A Guest said:
thanks
2008-02-24 at 04:42 AM
luke31699 said:
Simply classic
2008-02-16 at 02:56 AM
tobiasisacoolname said:
this site i so good
thansk hu eva made this :)
2008-02-15 at 05:38 PM
A Guest said:
brilliant